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A Little Humor.

Two farmers in the Ozarks each had a horse. They allowed the horses to run together in the same field but had a problem, they needed some way to tell the horses apart so that each horse could be returned to it's proper stable. Jeb decided he would bob his horse's tail and somehow Clem had the same idea, so again they were in a quandry as to how to tell them apart. Clem tied up his horse's mane in curls  but Jeb did the same and so once again they were stuck as to telling the horses apart. Finally they decided to go to the vet to see if he could come up with a solution. Well, Homer, the vet, thought about it for several days and decided that maybe he would measure the height of each horse. This solved the problem because, as it turned out, Jeb's black horse was slightly taller than clem's white one.
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A friend of mine was put in the Washington, Arkansas County jail when we were ther in 1958. he exceeded the town speed limit which was ten miles per hour at that point. He was doing twenty.  The sherrif pulled us over and made my friend Bert back up the Volkswagon to a spot beneath a willow tree. He climbed on the trunk of the car , which as you know is in the front, parted some of the branches and showed us the speed limit sign which was well concealed by the branches. Bert was stupid enough to give the sherrif an argument and was immediately placed in the jail until morning. He had exactly $133.00 dollars on him. In the morning the judge fined him $50.00 for speeding and when Bert gave argument, using the hidden sign as evidence, he was found in contempt of court and fined another $50.00 plus costs. Total amount $133.00, the exact amount Bert had. Bet was not allowed to drive the car in town so I had to drive until we were well on our way to Shrevesport. I have had some ridiculous experiences in many small towns, whenever I visited your U.S of A.
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225213 tn?1213734690
sounds like a good ol ollie and lena joke! lol!
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221182 tn?1199263667
This is a good one as I lived in the Ozarks for some time whilst growin up, and everyone knows you measure horses in hands gorsh them hilly billys is dum  (no I did not miss the joke ha ha) pretty funny in a down home way..~awakan~
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