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495284 tn?1333894042

After Dark Cafe continues~~

It is hard for some people to get this on their phone as it has gotten long so lets continue on this one....

Quick update...I have proposed that we write the menu down on IBK's chest, that way everyone knows the daily special....Vicki thinks a strand of pearls would spice it up along with a small pair of earrings.  I dont really know who would notice the earrings but anyways.........

Bettermomma, here you are!!!
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2021194 tn?1330607598
http://img.moonbuggy.org/midget-pole-dancer/       i know the link is bad but i'm lmao the midget likes to poll dance while the money smokes cigarettes and throws bananas off the stage. lol dominosarah i posted an irish pic on my facebook that said i laugh so hard tears run down my leg, funny you said that.
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495284 tn?1333894042
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Oh arent you a funny girl!!!  lol
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271792 tn?1334979657
Actually Sarah, that started at around age 51.....
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495284 tn?1333894042
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So when you are almost 60 do you have tears run down your leg when you laugh?
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271792 tn?1334979657
A midget with a monkey and money? I'm all in.....

All we need now is a pole, some whipped cream and a trampoline. I'm coming up on the BIG 6-0 in a few months here kids, work with me. It doesn't take all that much to entertainment me. LOL
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How about a monkey with money!
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Oh...so now were making fun with midgets...I'm in. Naturally!  LOL
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495284 tn?1333894042
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Im all ears too!!
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271792 tn?1334979657
A midget with a monkey? Do tell.....
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2021194 tn?1330607598
*monkey
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2021194 tn?1330607598
i have a midget with a money, does that help?
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495284 tn?1333894042
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We bleed Silver and Black in my house...proceed with caution!!
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271792 tn?1334979657
You should be able to hear the racking from here. Just the thought of those colors has got me wanting to hunt...lol

Cheese all around???
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1047946 tn?1332608029
I would love to see the look on your face as you wake up, walk to the bathroom to brush your teeth, look in the mirror and notice you're wearing Navy and Orange. That could probably be one of those spoof visa priceless commercials. I'm sure people would hear the scream from around the world!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

And then I'd hear the racking of a shotgun as you hunted me down!
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271792 tn?1334979657
Just trying to help a friend out. LOL
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1047946 tn?1332608029
I think I'll just have to stick with the "quickies"!! Even going without would be a better option because if they came home in cheese hats my blood would boil and I'd have a heart attack! My eyes just couldn't bear the sight!

If that happened I'd have to knit some kitty cat Bears sweaters, go on a recon mission and you'd wake up in the morning to a lovely sight! You just might wake up with one on too!
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271792 tn?1334979657
I'll take them for a week or so for you Brian but they may come back with cheese hats...rofl
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1047946 tn?1332608029
Come on now.... I take care of business before it's my turn!

Figures...her ob finally gives her the go ahead and I get called for an outage working nights. 12 hour shift, 7 days a week. When I'm home the kids are up. Sara...can I Fedex my kiddos to your house for a week or two? If so, they will show up wearing navy and orange and you better not send them back wearing black and silver!

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495284 tn?1333894042
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Gotta love a man with stamina!!  lol
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I'm just picturing that...HAHAHAHAHAHA !    But, seriously, I don't believe you for a second!!!   I know better....
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1047946 tn?1332608029
You're all right on the money! I barely had a chance to get my pants down!
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495284 tn?1333894042
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Well we know it isnt Shook Me All Night Long!!  LMAO
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It's either that or "Honkytonk Woman"!
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1935252 tn?1329757119
Sounds like "eye of the tiger"?
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