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After Dark Cafe continues~~
It is hard for some people to get this on their phone as it has gotten long so lets continue on this one....
Quick update...I have proposed that we write the menu down on IBK's chest, that way everyone knows the daily special....Vicki thinks a strand of pearls would spice it up along with a small pair of earrings. I dont really know who would notice the earrings but anyways.........
Bettermomma, here you are!!!
Quick update...I have proposed that we write the menu down on IBK's chest, that way everyone knows the daily special....Vicki thinks a strand of pearls would spice it up along with a small pair of earrings. I dont really know who would notice the earrings but anyways.........
Bettermomma, here you are!!!
If she wears her hair up in a French twist the earrings will be noticeable, at least I would notice! Being that I'm "dressing" her!! LOL
Do I have any say in this? At all?
And btw, I need a title. Door Greeter? Madame? Bouncer? Or my personal favorite: The-Only-Person-Stupid-Enough-To-Let-This-Crew-Dress-Me-And-Put-Me-At-The-Door.
And btw, I need a title. Door Greeter? Madame? Bouncer? Or my personal favorite: The-Only-Person-Stupid-Enough-To-Let-This-Crew-Dress-Me-And-Put-Me-At-The-Door.
How about: Grand Dame?
Oh...and I need to pick up some heels for you,too! Do you like red?
Oh...and I need to pick up some heels for you,too! Do you like red?
So I'm the fun bag holder, huh? Isn't that why the Good Lord gave us men two hands you and woman two....nevermind.
Maybe I'll just dance around out front in my pink tutu. I may have to do some taping though so I don't scare off any new customers.
I can picture it now. I think we'll make a great team IBK!
Maybe I'll just dance around out front in my pink tutu. I may have to do some taping though so I don't scare off any new customers.
I can picture it now. I think we'll make a great team IBK!
Whadda you mean there is no bar. I'm going back to have a look.....
Oops, it seems I was in the wrong place. I was in Dirty Eva's night spot down the road. Oh well, I'll have to stay sober the next time I decide to go to the After Dark Cafe. That Dirty Eva is a real flake but boy what a body! Oh,Oh, I'll have to shut down. My wife is coming ino the room and as old as I am I would still like a year or two more.
Oops, it seems I was in the wrong place. I was in Dirty Eva's night spot down the road. Oh well, I'll have to stay sober the next time I decide to go to the After Dark Cafe. That Dirty Eva is a real flake but boy what a body! Oh,Oh, I'll have to shut down. My wife is coming ino the room and as old as I am I would still like a year or two more.
Thanks Sarah!
... wait a minute! Vicki, I thot there wasn't a dress code!? .........
Oh what to do..... Hmmmm.....
Well I know one thing! I'm not cleaning up the hot dogs or condiments off the trampoline! Every time I try, I get caught in the shrink wrapped that bmdad and addict put up around it to be able to fill it with jello! I'm not doin it!
Any ideas on my attire for the night? I can't decide!
... wait a minute! Vicki, I thot there wasn't a dress code!? .........
Oh what to do..... Hmmmm.....
Well I know one thing! I'm not cleaning up the hot dogs or condiments off the trampoline! Every time I try, I get caught in the shrink wrapped that bmdad and addict put up around it to be able to fill it with jello! I'm not doin it!
Any ideas on my attire for the night? I can't decide!
Hey all, is there a VIP list? Or can I come in too? :) and what is the dress code? Haha
Lol no VIP list... I don't think ... and as far as dress code.... well evidently swinging from the ceilings naked is allowed .... soooooooo anything goes!
I guess! Lmao!
Just gotta be creative!
I guess! Lmao!
Just gotta be creative!
COMMUNITY LEADER
We are all VIP's in our own minds!! Just walk thru the door and take up residence wherever it is safe. Just stay away from my pole!!!
Mangee..are you okay? Momma didnt catch you at Dirty Eva's did she?
bettermomma...there are gloves under the sink. You can do this!! lol
Mangee..are you okay? Momma didnt catch you at Dirty Eva's did she?
bettermomma...there are gloves under the sink. You can do this!! lol
We have good music playing? You will find me dancing on the bar.... wait, do we have a bar?
COMMUNITY LEADER
We always have music playing! Dance away but just remember we are not responsible for accidents!!! lol
Mangee got clean up on the hot dog mess, cuz I caught him at Eva's!
Any one up for trapizee?
Any one up for trapizee?
Nope. No bar. Bistro tables...
Dress code philosophy: "Less is more"!
Trapeze? Fine with me ....HAHAHAHAHAHA !
Dress code philosophy: "Less is more"!
Trapeze? Fine with me ....HAHAHAHAHAHA !
Lol ok well I thot I saw Brian changing his pink tutu, into a hat! I might b mistaken tho, the red lights really mess with the atmosphere in here!
COMMUNITY LEADER
The red lights do take some getting used too!!
Oh wait till you see Brian in his leopard thong!!
Oh wait till you see Brian in his leopard thong!!
There's nothing wrong with a grown man wearing only Mickey Mouse ears hat while riding around on a unicycle, is there? This place is more like a circus rather than a cafe so I figured it would be okay.
About my leopard thong....last I saw Vicki had it and I want it back! I think she sleeps with it under her pillow each night!...lol....I knew I shouldn't have flung it her way when I was attempting to do a pole dance! Thank God she was the only one watching.
About my leopard thong....last I saw Vicki had it and I want it back! I think she sleeps with it under her pillow each night!...lol....I knew I shouldn't have flung it her way when I was attempting to do a pole dance! Thank God she was the only one watching.
IBK...
How about 'Hostess with the Mostest!'?
Is there chocolate at this party? It could be part of the dress code...
Just sayin'
(:
How about 'Hostess with the Mostest!'?
Is there chocolate at this party? It could be part of the dress code...
Just sayin'
(:
Yes...I have the thong; I'm wearing it! It's a little stretched out in the front but otherwise, I think it looks cute!
Do you want it back now? I'll wear it tonight at the Cafe...
Do you want it back now? I'll wear it tonight at the Cafe...
I thought I heard someone chuckling in the background..... I should've known it was you Sara!
We did have some Hershey's Syrup a year or two ago but someone squirting it all over the room when nobody was looking. Well, at least that's what Sara told me. I don't buy it though considering you can often smell chocolate on her. I'd really like to know what she does with it.
I can guarantee the thong is'nt stretched out all that much in the front!
The heck with wearing it. Just head on in wearing your birthday suit twirling it on your finger. It can be part of your pole dance. Oh, here's an idea...I can be part of your pole dance. Motion me with your finger to come up on stage so you can give them back to me. You can help me slide into them.
A dual pole dance with Vicki...I'm liking it. Any other ideas for our show?
We did have some Hershey's Syrup a year or two ago but someone squirting it all over the room when nobody was looking. Well, at least that's what Sara told me. I don't buy it though considering you can often smell chocolate on her. I'd really like to know what she does with it.
I can guarantee the thong is'nt stretched out all that much in the front!
The heck with wearing it. Just head on in wearing your birthday suit twirling it on your finger. It can be part of your pole dance. Oh, here's an idea...I can be part of your pole dance. Motion me with your finger to come up on stage so you can give them back to me. You can help me slide into them.
A dual pole dance with Vicki...I'm liking it. Any other ideas for our show?
COMMUNITY LEADER
Chocolate is theraputic!! The men in blue liked it!! I'm still waiting for the guy with dark sunglasses to reappear....Remember?
I hope you are using your OWN pole.....
Why is the trapeez stuck in the ceiling fan and WTH is on the trampoline?
I hope you are using your OWN pole.....
Why is the trapeez stuck in the ceiling fan and WTH is on the trampoline?
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