Be careful where you golf.

[Mangee]

Two friends were out golfing one bright sunn afternoon.

Everything was going well until Bob hit his ball into a patch of buttercup flowers.

Not being sur where his ball was, Bob started swinging his golf club like scythe cutting down
the beautiful buttercups.

Suddenly ther was a flash and a very tall beautiful wman appeared before him.

'What do you think you are doing,'she said. 'I am Mother Nature and I am very angry at
you for what you are doing to one of my finer works of art.'

'Now I must punish you for destroying my buttercups.

For the next week you will not have any butter.

Come to think of it you should never have butter again so from this day forward you will never get to have butter again.'

As quickly as she appeared Mother Nature disappeared.

Bob decided to tell his friend Jim what had happened so he called out to Jim.

'Jim where are you?'  'Jim where are you?'

From a copse a litle distance away Jim said 'Im over here in the pussywillows looking for my ball.'

Suddenly Bob shouted in panic Jim,Jim for God's sake whatever you do,don't swing, don't swing.'

[dominosarah]

I love this one!!!!!!

[Jacqui805]

LOL!!!!  That was good dude, thanks. : )  I can't wait to tell my hubby in the a.m.

[Mangee]

Excuse my spelling, I always misspell when I am not paying attention and trying to watch the news on TV at the same time.