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***Do you Dare To Share***???

I was just wonder if anyone is willing to share what you might feel as embarassing that you wouldn't normally tell others that you do?......it can be anything from picking your nose and eating your bugars...lol.  to biting your toe nails do you dare to share?.......I'm testing you all now to see what your made of.

nauty.......
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I like to have oral sex...
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1096641 tn?1271707225
it's so nice to know that their are other 'freaks' out there...though I don't think of anyone here a freak.

*Jumping in*

I like to smell my man's pits after he's been working outside all day on a hot day...no deoderant. I prefer he didn't wear any, ever. I love the smell. I don't know why...and it's not a smell on just anyone, only his. :)

I fold my lunchmeat into the sandwich so nothing sticks out...dunno if that's weird or not.

I'm sure there are many other things that I do that are weird...but can't think of any right now...



Debsally...i have the same reaction to whales. I think its touching :)
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1063524 tn?1258732204
okay, i think someone may have mentioned picking stuff from under their toenails but i do have this stupid compulsion that i HAVE to smell it every time.  of course, it's gonna smell like **** but i do it every single time!  and sometimes my son's room gets messy and he doesn't put up clothes like he's supposed to and i have to go around smelling his underwear just to know where they go.  and worse sometimes i don't have to smell, he's left me a skid mark just so i'll know...
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662972 tn?1270166301
heres another one i thought of:
Since I use to snort pills for yrs my nose pretty messed up. Now I haven't snorted anything in 2yrs now so my nose is some what better, It's healed a lot. But still has scabs sometimes. I'll take a q tip and clean on inside of my nose. To help move scab around to get it out.
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256607 tn?1248899504
That was quite possibly the funnies thing I have ever read!  What a bunch of freaks we are...so why not jump in....

I, like Nauty, shave my face. Been doing it for years. Used to be a little ashamed but now that I know I am not the only woman in town that does...feeling much better about myself...

I get so excited that my eyes water and I scream when I see penguins (I love them)... some people think that is cute and some people are annoyed.

I cant think of anything gross that I do.  I'm pretty clean, not OCD at all, but clean for sure.  I dont have hardly any body odor so I can wear my bra's for a few days before they need to be washed, but I rotate them so they dont stink.  

Thats about it people.  Thanks everyone for sharing.  We are one bunch of hilarious people and I love it!
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969557 tn?1314370614
Haha, I just have to throw in on this one!! I spent forever reading it through now, so funny!!

I scream really loud for no reason, especially when I'm driving my car.
I "blow out" my ears all the time, you know when you close your nose with your fingers so you get pressure in you ears. (That's just because it makes me hear better for a few seconds though, but I look pretty strange when I'm doing it. Like I gonna jump in the water or something.)
If I get exited about something I climb up on chairs while I talk.

Oh, and I make perverse lyrics to children songs after sex. I think maybe that's the weirdest one =P
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983679 tn?1276833336
I have to rinse every thing off//out before I use it..glasses..knifes..forks..plates...everything rather its fresh out dishwaser or out of cabinet..When I eat out I ONLY use throw away forkes//knifes//spoons..I just cant eat off silverware that strangers have used...I also never use ketchup//steak sauce off tables at rastaruants I request packets..I have worked at restarauts in my earlier days and remember how we just keep filling those things up and what if some nasty person wanted to be mean and spit in it or stick there finger in it or even something worse ...people are crazy//sick//nasty if they wanna be
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495284 tn?1333894042
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oh railings are so gross and so are escalators......god only knows where people have had their fingers!!!!!  NASTY
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I would like to thank the person that has freaked me out about the gas pump!!!
I wipe down the shopping cart, don't touch door handles or railings. Can't stand dishes or even just 1 dish in the sink.
Oh and to the towl person, I change mine every 2 to 3 days and the bed sheets at the same time HA! I could go on and on......

Oh Yeah! we are a strange bunch!
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495284 tn?1333894042
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LMAO means laughing my a$$ off.
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THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For helping us let down our guard and laugh out loud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love, Peace and Blessings...Rev.
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Dagnabit, I have to rewrite my post because it got lost.  What does LMAO mean?  I am a fellow OCDer and can't leave resturant without cleaning off the table and stacking the dishes and trash.  I like to chew my fingernails and used to like to chew my toenails when I was a kid.  I have burst abcesses in my mouth before.. To the post about kielbasa, I was watching a tv show and a small man named Donnie wanted to have scores of women around him so he bought a pound of kielbasa and bound it to himself with a rubber tourniquet and went out on the dancefloor and danced fro hours with women touching and feeling his 'manhood'.  After a few hours of dancing he went into convulsions and Disco Donnie died.  Seems you can't close off bloodflow to any vital organ, (his heart). Now this is pretty sad, I have a former friend who allows her dog to perform oral sex on her and she uses a hot curling iron there also.  I have tried talking to her but she can't hear me or the many therapists.  This is true, I feel so cleansed and non-judged by this site that if it were me I'd come clean.  Please pray for her.  Now back to funny I can't use the bathroom without the sink, tub and radio on if anyone is in my home sometimes just me.  I don't use public bathrooms anymore unless extreme emergency since I caught scabies in 7th grade.  I scratch my armpits and sniff, the original scratch n sniff(smile) I could probably go on for pages about the strange things I do. Oh I must use different plates for different itms so there's no chance of food touching and I cut my grits!!!!!!Love, Peace and Blessings...Rev
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For you people with jobs that might involve straightening up areas of defecation (SHIIIT) or even more advanced cases that involve regurge and aspirations and stuff -  take a tip from a Combat Medic - - - - keep a small bottle/vial of vicks handy - put some on your thumb and forefinger and apply small amount to nasal area - - - - might not smell like Spring Breeze but then again you wont vomit all over your patient!!!!!!    (and partner!)  
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662972 tn?1270166301
my st bernard does same thing w/fork too
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I have a beautifull australian shephard golden named Penny
I give her bites to eat from my plate with my fork.
Hey-- she just pulls the food off with her teeth and
they say a dog has less germs in their mouth than humans

I wonder if that test was done before or after they licked butts
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662972 tn?1270166301
I love to pop zits also mine, hubbys lol. I have make sure dogs nails are cut down and I like to pick at them because you can pile layers nail skin off pretty cool also like clean her ears they have brown wax and looks pretty cool comes out in big pieces I bet if she could talk she would tell me to leave her the he!!! alone. LOL
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306455 tn?1288862071
yeah, this post was started in the good ole days.
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983679 tn?1276833336
as long as u dont start kissin his big butt we wont worry about you..lol
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Hey My BUTT is NOT that BIG!

BUT... my HORSES is!
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897400 tn?1303329148
I have a compulsion to smell things that are gross.  And I blink so much that people comment....my eyes feel raw from it. And I don't always blink both eyes together. It freaks some people out. They wonder what's wrong with me. I wonder what's wrong with me.
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176495 tn?1301280412
I used to take pictures of the odometer on my car when it it xx0000 and I would NEVER smoke in a new care until it reached 1000 miles.


Jim
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983679 tn?1276833336
hmmm...i start out with a few small things an if more join in i share a couple more embrassing things...I still watch sponge Bob, i have not changed the oil in my car in 50,000 miles and it only has 72,000 miles on it , i am obsessed with cleaning door handles and falcets in my house, i clean em atleast 2 times a day with lysol wipes.
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This HAS to be THE FUNNIEST post I have EVER read!  
I laughed SOOOO hard.. I cried!


Okay.. now confession time!  I LOVE to pick my husbands zits and I'm a COUNTER... (I love to COUNT how many ZITS I pick)

And.. I LOVE to HUG my horses butt.. NOT KISS IT... just HUG IT...
CUZ it's BIGGER THAN MINE!

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1064938 tn?1255282319
I know this is an old post but it is funny as ****!!!!  My boyfriend and I have been falling on the floor laughing our butts off.  Nauty you are a trip

Lisa
Jacksonville,FL
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