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222369 tn?1274474635

What'll ya have?

While taking a day trip to Tijuana, you're detained at the border and searched. Unbeknown to you, a group of Mexican Mafia have placed 50 kilos of Mexican Heroin into the back of your car...and the Federales are NOT happy. After spending 3 months in a sweathouse of a jail cell, you're sentenced to death by firing squad. Your lawyer (a man who curiously looks like Erik Estrada and smells of mole') has bargained for you to receive a last meal. The question...What would you order? The Federales will get anything within reason..but, you're limited to 5 items. And please, no Taco Bell...that's just insulting.
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306867 tn?1299249709
I've lost my appetite thinking about the firing squad.   I'M INNOCENT !!!!!!

Ok. I've calmed down now.      I'll have filet mignon W/ Bearnaise sauce (med rare), some fried cheese sticks...oh oh and an Oriental Chicken salad from Apple-bee's, a hot fudge sundae and I guess a cake with a file in it.  I'M INNOCENT !!!!!!!
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306867 tn?1299249709
Do the sauce's count as an item because I would like some marinara sauce for my cheese sticks ....please.
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222369 tn?1274474635
No, sauces don't count..but the file is an extra item ..LOL
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I could make it with only a few items on the menu  - - -  i would need at least one key of the Mexican Mud for bribery purposes.  And I would need my Colt Lightweight Combat Commander with adequate ammunition to make sure that the Federales I bribed stayed bribed!!   Other than that, set me up with some frijoles and daiquiris - - - -
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Hey!  I have eaten in TJ too.......ummm.....well, lets just say I'll have everything on the menu as long as I am in the bano' when they fill me full of lead........:-))

Nautazumma's .....
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Hello.....skip eating.........give me the Heroin...........oh sorry.......Ha! :) just kidding........
I would have  shrimp with garlic sauce with salad and blue cheese dressing............slice of pizza ,  french fries and a diet rock star to wash it down!

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662972 tn?1270166301
This is a cute post and after some thought...beside being innocent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I guess I would have Steak Well done, bake potato w/butter, brown rolls (like at outback), 2 mountain dews on ice,,,does Ice count hope not  lol

Got have my dew dying or not....

Holliee
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176495 tn?1301280412

ribs, blackeyed peas, collard greens cornbread and sweet tea from Memphis.



Jim
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230262 tn?1316645934
they'd have to drive up here to ohio to get my neighbor lady to bake her apple cake w/cream cheese frosting!! it is the best cake in the world!!!!

besides the cake i would have venison backstraps done medium rare/rare grilled and sautted in homemade salsa, spaghetti with tons of fresh mushrooms, grilled BBQ chicken and homemade cream of vegetable soup (god I think im gonna have to make some of this today now1! its cold and VERY WINDY- a perfect day for this)
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306455 tn?1288862071
I'll have a bowl of Oxycontins and a tall glass of percocets, with a chicken Bryan and flavored water to wash it down. They won't be able to STAND me up at the firing squad and I probably won't care with all those drugs in me.
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390416 tn?1275185087
good choice!!! lol
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983679 tn?1276833336
I will be having grilled shrimp, loaded bake potato, apple crumble pie(the whole thing...its only counts as one if its not sliced right???) and two long island iced teas
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I LOVED your answer.. BUT... what about us trying to STAY clean and sober?

Oh my gosh.,..

I think I'll go with what you're ordering though.. cuz.. heck... I don't WANT to be STANDING (key work is "STANDING")  in front of a firing squad..

Love your humor!  
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662972 tn?1270166301
You are both so right and thats it who wants to be standing in front squad waiting to die.... w/just a last meal in tummy LOL
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Well, tuff call. Ya know I didn't do it!!!!
First would be a smoke (quit almost 5 months ago)
A really, really great thin crust New York pizza, Philly cheese steak,
egg's scrapple, pancakes, oh and coffee YUM!!!!

Yup I am on a diet too!

Terry
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