I've lost my appetite thinking about the firing squad. I'M INNOCENT !!!!!!
Ok. I've calmed down now. I'll have filet mignon W/ Bearnaise sauce (med rare), some fried cheese sticks...oh oh and an Oriental Chicken salad from Apple-bee's, a hot fudge sundae and I guess a cake with a file in it. I'M INNOCENT !!!!!!!
Do the sauce's count as an item because I would like some marinara sauce for my cheese sticks ....please.
No, sauces don't count..but the file is an extra item ..LOL
I could make it with only a few items on the menu - - - i would need at least one key of the Mexican Mud for bribery purposes. And I would need my Colt Lightweight Combat Commander with adequate ammunition to make sure that the Federales I bribed stayed bribed!! Other than that, set me up with some frijoles and daiquiris - - - -
Hey! I have eaten in TJ too.......ummm.....well, lets just say I'll have everything on the menu as long as I am in the bano' when they fill me full of lead........:-))
Hello.....skip eating.........give me the Heroin...........oh sorry.......Ha! :) just kidding........
I would have shrimp with garlic sauce with salad and blue cheese dressing............slice of pizza , french fries and a diet rock star to wash it down!
This is a cute post and after some thought...beside being innocent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I guess I would have Steak Well done, bake potato w/butter, brown rolls (like at outback), 2 mountain dews on ice,,,does Ice count hope not lol
Got have my dew dying or not....
ribs, blackeyed peas, collard greens cornbread and sweet tea from Memphis.
they'd have to drive up here to ohio to get my neighbor lady to bake her apple cake w/cream cheese frosting!! it is the best cake in the world!!!!
besides the cake i would have venison backstraps done medium rare/rare grilled and sautted in homemade salsa, spaghetti with tons of fresh mushrooms, grilled BBQ chicken and homemade cream of vegetable soup (god I think im gonna have to make some of this today now1! its cold and VERY WINDY- a perfect day for this)
I'll have a bowl of Oxycontins and a tall glass of percocets, with a chicken Bryan and flavored water to wash it down. They won't be able to STAND me up at the firing squad and I probably won't care with all those drugs in me.
I will be having grilled shrimp, loaded bake potato, apple crumble pie(the whole thing...its only counts as one if its not sliced right???) and two long island iced teas
I LOVED your answer.. BUT... what about us trying to STAY clean and sober?
Oh my gosh.,..
I think I'll go with what you're ordering though.. cuz.. heck... I don't WANT to be STANDING (key work is "STANDING") in front of a firing squad..
Love your humor!
You are both so right and thats it who wants to be standing in front squad waiting to die.... w/just a last meal in tummy LOL
Well, tuff call. Ya know I didn't do it!!!!
First would be a smoke (quit almost 5 months ago)
A really, really great thin crust New York pizza, Philly cheese steak,
egg's scrapple, pancakes, oh and coffee YUM!!!!
Yup I am on a diet too!