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joke for today

Who Should Make the Coffee?

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee

each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't

have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here and you

should do it, because that's your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it. And besides, it's in the Bible that the

man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that. Show me."

So she fetches the Bible and opens the New Testament and shows him at the top

of several pages that it does, indeed, say ...

Are you ready for this?

Are you sure?


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703238 tn?1297098358
That was funny!
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I really LOL - but I am not showing this to my wife.........
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495284 tn?1333894042
Good one teko!!!!
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LOL! Tell him to get in line! LOL
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535822 tn?1443976780
just visiting teko but caught your joke, great stuff ,its 6am and I started the day with a joke from you and sent my old man off to make the coffee as HEBREWS ....he said he has a bone to pick with you   LOL
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