Am I sane greebs?

[Mangee]

Not on your life. Everyone who has known me for any length of time will swear that I am completely loco. As a matter of fact the men in white have a 24 hour watch on my abode. I love those men. As I recall they did something nice for me once. They gave me this beautiful white jacket that had straps everywhere. The only problem was that i had a hard time trying to eat because the sleeves got somehow hooked at the back and it was so hard to loosen that one of the attendants had to feed me like a baby. That was so embarrasing. Another time they put me in a suite that they forgot to furnish. The walls had the insulation uncovered. Some kind of rubber insulation with buttons, looked like pillows. Then they took me and gave me a bath and some idiot threw ice in the water instead of hot water, what a simp. The best was the TV room that had a new kind of TV.  The movie was something so exciting they actually tie you down so that you don't get too excited and flail around possibly hurting someone.  After they put on the earphones. not in your ears but alongside them probbably for effect they turn the tv on and wow. Psychedelic like you wouldn't believe . The colors were unbelievable. Just when I started to really get into it. the movie ended and they put me back in the unfinished room. I had reruns of that film for weeks until they kicked me out of the hotel. I think they are watching me because they are afraid I might try to sneak back in. Anyway, I have a plan, I will teleport myself back there when they aren't looking, just as soon as the the space people give me the tool to do that. I am expecting them sometime around April 1st. Wish me luck . Wait, I don't need luck. I will have the teleporting tool .Ha, ha,ha, ha! Make me a sargeant, make me a sargeant. He,he,he, he!

[Beccabeccalynn]

Oh that is harryass so funny

[GoingToMakeIt]

I hope I am as witty and alert when I am your age. Heck, I hope I can make it that long.

[jenny06xx]

pmsl i love that post

[Greatgreebo]

ROTF LMAO!!! You are a funny person!! Man, you make me smile. Thanks for being an insane bright spot in my otherwise dull existance! Is that a Kurt Vonnegut Jr. reference you have going at the end of your post?

[flmagi]

LOL, LOL