Joke For Today Anyone?

[teko]

A middle-aged woman

seemed sheepish as she

visited her gynecologist.

'Come now,' coaxed the doctor,

'you've been seeing me for years.

There's nothing you can't tell me.'

'This one's kin d of strange...'

'Let me be the judge of that,'

The doctor replied.

'Well,' she said, 'yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies.'

'I see.'

'That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl.'
'That night,' she went on, 'I went again,

Plink-plink-plink, and there were dimes and this morning there were quarters!
You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!' she implored.

'I'm scared out of my wits!'

The gynecologist put a comforting
hand on her shoulder.
'There, there, it's nothing to be scared about.'
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'You're simply going through the change!

[drifter0213]

lol!!!

[allaboutmary]

Teko...........I told you not to tell anyone about my doctors visit ! Where do you think I get my money. LOL  

[dominosarah]

LMAO!!!!

[scaredmom330]

ahhhhh, way to funny!!!