If ya thought my last post "memory loss coming back rapidly" was funny then ya gotta read this...

[AS_Steve]

  Sorry to be so far off topic here but it feels sooo good to have my memory back I wanted to share it with you.

  On the night of my stag (almost 20yrs ago) my friends took me out to every strip joint in the city and the deal was that if I could drink one full beer from each of the 20 or so bars and not puke by the end of the night then they would all pitch in for $1000 cash as an additional wedding gift for me.
  Well that night I was pretty loaded by the 15th or so strip club but I was determined to do it and as I sat at the table of the last bar of the night I could'nt hold it any longer so I grabbed the first empty beer bottle I saw (could'nt stand up to go to the jon) and I puked just enough to fill the bottle and maintain my composure. I was alert enough to realise that nobody had noticed and a few minutes later my buddy Pat congradulated me for winning the $1000 and as he did he toasted me with the very bottle I puked in.
  To this day I never told him (or any of the other guys) what I had done and I went home that night $1000 ritcher. I was pretty hungover the next day but I was'nt nearly as sick as my buddy Pat.

  To this day I have never touched a drink,

  Steve

[AS_Steve]

  Here's where I get really depressed. My divorce lasted a year and a half and I spent over $27,000 on legal fees.

  Not gonna touch those pills though,
  Steve

[limodan73]

Amen to that. lol

[CR_ST_NA]

no doubt...........who gets a discount divorce?  lol christina

[Rose703]

As much as I love honesty I think I would keep this between yourself and us!! LOL!!

I mean what's the point of grossing him out by telling him that he drank your puke and to add insult to injury you got $1000 for it!!

At times memories like these are better off being forgotten!!

[enemy48]

U got a divorce for only $1000?

[AS_Steve]

  Thanks, now I don't feel so bad.

  Steve

  Oh and Christina I spent the money on a divorce lawyer 12 years later.

[enemy48]

Eeewwwwwwwwweeeeeeee!  LMAO & falling off of my chair!

[limodan73]

Had to post a little story of my own to this. I will make it short. Got drunk, really drunk, (many, many moons ago) and stayed at a friends house. Was so drunk I didn't know where the bathroom was. So, alakazam, filled a 40 OZ. Passed back out. Woke up the next day, my buddy grabs the 40, (he was always bad for that) and started chugging. I ran out the room, found the jon and puked my guts out. We never spoke of it.  

[CR_ST_NA]

what did you do with the $1000???????? lmao...........christina

[Mikeinthesouth]

1000 with 20 years interest compounded daily..... aaauuuggghhhhhhh

[AS_Steve]

  Think if I told him now 20yrs later he'd get a laugh out of it?


  Nahh, he'd probably kill me and take back the grand.

  Guess it's between you and I people.

  Steve

[Mikeinthesouth]

That is repulsive I think I would die i that happened to me it has my stomach churning even faster now. LOL AAUUUGGGHHHHHH

[enemy48]

Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwe again.......oh gross!  So I was right!

[AS_Steve]

  There's also the possibility that he did notice but kept it quiet so I'd get the money. This has been eating at me for years because he is still my very best friend and I feel so guilty. Firstly about the money (which I did'nt deserve) but mostly about the fact that I let him drink my puke.

  I'm starting to think that this memory thing is a tad over rated,

  Is there anything non-Opiate out there that will help me forget?

  Steve

[AS_Steve]

  That is precisely what happened my dear...he was either too drunk to notice or too embarassed to tell anyone.

  Steve

[enemy48]

Eeewwwwe!  I though you were going to say that someone picked up the bottle you puked in and drank it!