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two little people r at a little persons covention. The spot two lovely ladys but regular size. Neither had been with a normal size woman. So they put their motion in plan offer them drinks , worked fast little did they know these woman wanted to experience sex with a midget.  They head up to the perspective rooms. The one midget has an imediate problem he can't get it up, as hard as he tried he was way to drunk. To make matters worse he hears his buddy in the next room saying, "ready one, two,three, uhhh!!. He hears it again.  "one , two, three, ugh!!!this went on for at least on hour.  The next morning he see's he friend in the hall way. "hey how was ur night?" horrible he replied I was to drunk to get it up. He buddy replies u think thats bad I couldn't even get up on the bed.
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ROFLMAO!!!
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I saw that thats funny in its self were writing jokes at same time. Enjoyed it greatly!!
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LMAO...funny
Avalanche has 10 midgets at her house...i sure hope they can get in the bed, and go to sleep for her...:)
r2r
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See slumber party post. I told one there.
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