I here bad weather is coming to most of you all that's east of N.Dakota and south BURRRR all stay warm.
Jumping around in your laptop? They should be in the computer where they belong. This does happen. Every once in a while these things manage to escape and then climb all over you and as you see, spend most of their time in your lap. What you have to do is stand up, point at your computer and in a firm voice say "Get back into the computer where you belong." If this fails, go to the fridge take out a a jar of mayonaise and threaten to slosh it all over them. They hate that stuff and will willingly get back into the computer most of the time. However, there are the odd recalcitrants who just sit and pretend they are invisible. In that case what you have to do is lie down on the floor and recite the Rubyyat, by Omar Khayam, all 105 verses of it. By the time you get to the sixty eighth verse they will have jumped back into the computer and turned it off so that won't be able to hear any more of the poem.
You sound just as krazzy as me!!!!!!!!
lol so it does have after effects !!
Ya like KGB w/out smoking it only gets weirder