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To ALL non Pet owners who visit
To pacify you my dear Cats I have posted this on my front Door.
To all non pet owners who visit and like to complain about my Cats.
1. they live here you don't
2. if you don't want the hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture
3. I like my cats alot better than I like most people
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, they are an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy and walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
remember in many ways our pets are better than kids because...
1. eat less
2. don't ask for money or the car
3. are easier to train
4. normally come when called
5. don't hand our with drug-using friends
6. don't smoke or drink
7. don't wear your clothes
8. don't need a 'gazillion' dollars for college
and finally.....If they get pregnant, we can SELL their children
hope you all get a laugh.
To all non pet owners who visit and like to complain about my Cats.
1. they live here you don't
2. if you don't want the hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture
3. I like my cats alot better than I like most people
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, they are an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy and walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
remember in many ways our pets are better than kids because...
1. eat less
2. don't ask for money or the car
3. are easier to train
4. normally come when called
5. don't hand our with drug-using friends
6. don't smoke or drink
7. don't wear your clothes
8. don't need a 'gazillion' dollars for college
and finally.....If they get pregnant, we can SELL their children
hope you all get a laugh.
oh that is so great i love that, i have 2 dogs and we just rescued a female cat almost a year ago so i really appreciate the humor
COMMUNITY LEADER
Hahaha...thanks, Opus, I Did get a good laugh. I especially like the part where we can sell their children...funny!
Oh my God this is so funny and true. I needed a good laugh today. Thank you hon, for posting this. It's an adorable way of letting people know we LOVE our pets and if they don't like it they know where to go :)
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