HUMOR

[deepdiver]

My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

I may be schizophrenic,
but at least I have each other.

In Memorium
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.   Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93.   The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.  They put his left leg in.  And then the trouble started.

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"

[margypops]

I laughed my socks off at these jokes,thanks

[4helen]

One polar bear said to the other polar bear whilst standing beside an iglu----"You know what I like best about these things.....soft and chewy on the inside, hard and crunchy on the outside."