Ok so I admit already I am a Darwin Award winner for this and feel embarassed, ashamed, and ridiculous. Lets get that out of the way. I am an adult male with untreated diabetes and possible neuropathy. I lost my medicaid a few years ago when I got a job without insurance. This is not a troll. So, about a week ago I ordered a cheap Chinese dildo, which I regret. Stupidly when it arrived, I placed it in my mouth. When I did so I realized it was sticky and took it out. I swallowed some liquid substance like a glue. Felt weird. The next day was doing work around the house and suddenly my saliva went from normal to like 80 percent reduced and has not returned to normal levels. When I do have saliva it is frothy, salty and tastes bitter and metallic. My breathing is somewhat labored. Sleep is infrequent as my body jerks me awake as I fall asleep. I feel extremely parched like some "agent" is actively taking the moisture from my body and at times feel faint as I get up to do mundane things. My mouth feels like it has a sticky film in it. I dunno what to do. I feel like my options are limited. I have no insurance and I feel like 911 wont take me seriously.
These may also be neuropathy symptoms or covid. I know also panic is not helping. I called poison control in my area and they basicly discouraged me saying it had been a week and if I was poisoned or something what would have happened would have happened and suggested 911 wont see it as an emergency. They have seen many cases of people putting stuff in their mouths. And I imagine presenting to the ER with "cotton mouth" isnt going to motivate them to help me either.
Im just wanting some guidance as to what to do. I would accept that this is actually neuropadthy symptoms worsening or covid but there are times I can still smell the chemical plastic smell of this item in my skin or clothing material but not all the time or everywhere. Im guessing this is internal. Im beside myself and am now thinking this is a death by dildo lol. Except Im being serious and Im scared because its not getting better. Would the ER be able to tell if I was poisoned, toxic shock, neuropathy, bacterial infection or the vid? Test for those things. Thanks for any advice. I feel so incredibly stupid for doing this. Ugh. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.