UPDATE: Turns out it was an Perirectal Abscess.. The most horrible experience of my life. They used local numbing shots that did little to ease the agony of them slicing it open and draining it. I think the entire northern hemisphere heard my screams. But luckily, it shall heal and I never want another one of those again.. Probably the most painful experience of my life.
Thanks for the response. After ending up in the ER last night due to an onset of stomach pain to go along with it. The doctor diagnosed me with a rectal abscess, I had an IV of antibiotics and got some to take home as well as well some percocets. Keeping my fingers crossed that the pain lets up.
Always best to get advice from a medical practitioner but if it appears as if it originates from inside your anus then a prolapsed hemorrhoid could be it. In that case apply KY lubricant or similar liberally and attempt to gently push it back in. The pushing back in is painful but once it pops back into your rectum you will feel immediate relief.
K me and the wife just looked at it. Just a swollen lump, not discolored or anything like that yet. However, still unbearable.. Anybody?