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Do The Men in Your Life Need These Classes?
Subject: Do the Men in Your life Need Theses Classes?
Date:TBA
Location: The Adult Learning Center
Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum.
Class 1
How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays (Step by Step)
slide presentation
meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll: Does It Change Itself?
round table discussion
meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 noon for 2 hours
Class 3
Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
group practice
meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor
pictures and explanatory graphics
meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks
Class 5
Dinner Dishes: Can They Levitate and Fly into the Kitchen Sink?
examples on video
meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss of Identity: Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other
helpline support and support groups
meets 4 weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How to Find Things...Starting with Looking in the Right Places and Not Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming
open forum
meets Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours
Class 8
Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers is Not Harmful to Your Health
graphics and audio tapes
meets 3 nights; Monday Wednesday and Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours
Class 9
Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost
real life testimonials
meets Tuesdays at 6:00 PM
location to be determined
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
driving simulations
meets 4 weeks, Saturday 12:00 noon, 2 hours
Class 11
Learning to Live: Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife
online classes and role playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM
Class 12
How to Be the Ideal Shopping Companion
relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to be Late
cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered
meets 3 nights, Monday Wednesday and Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours
Class 14
The Stove/ Oven... What Is It and How Is It Used
live demonstration
meets Tuesdays at 6:00 PM
location to be determined
*Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
Date:TBA
Location: The Adult Learning Center
Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum.
Class 1
How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays (Step by Step)
slide presentation
meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll: Does It Change Itself?
round table discussion
meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 noon for 2 hours
Class 3
Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
group practice
meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor
pictures and explanatory graphics
meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks
Class 5
Dinner Dishes: Can They Levitate and Fly into the Kitchen Sink?
examples on video
meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss of Identity: Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other
helpline support and support groups
meets 4 weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How to Find Things...Starting with Looking in the Right Places and Not Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming
open forum
meets Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours
Class 8
Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers is Not Harmful to Your Health
graphics and audio tapes
meets 3 nights; Monday Wednesday and Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours
Class 9
Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost
real life testimonials
meets Tuesdays at 6:00 PM
location to be determined
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
driving simulations
meets 4 weeks, Saturday 12:00 noon, 2 hours
Class 11
Learning to Live: Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife
online classes and role playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM
Class 12
How to Be the Ideal Shopping Companion
relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to be Late
cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered
meets 3 nights, Monday Wednesday and Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours
Class 14
The Stove/ Oven... What Is It and How Is It Used
live demonstration
meets Tuesdays at 6:00 PM
location to be determined
*Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
My husband and son will definitely be at all of them.
Do they do group bookings with a discount? I have a busload of men ready to go!
I just fell off my chair laughing...these are awesome. I will sign up for them all, especially the one which offers the lobotomy.
I have signed him up alright .....
Where are these going to be held? I'd like to sign my husband and sons up. Tuition? who cares how much if it works.
YES!!!! Both my sons and my DH could learn from these classes. The boys could learn how to lift the toilet seat and aim correctly.....lol.....
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