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Horse & the Chicken

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. Suddenly the horse falls into a mud hole and starts sinking. He tells the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farmer, but the farmer can't be found.

So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend and drives forward saving the horse from sinking.

A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again, and the chicken falls into a mud hole. The chicken tells the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.

The horse says: "I think I can get you out."
So he stretches over the width of the hole and says: "Grab hold of my 'thing' and pull yourself up."
The chicken does this and is pulled to safety.


Moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
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Avatar universal
Hahaha. Heard this one before, but it always makes me lol.
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913879 tn?1283512718
LMAO...
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Avatar universal
Great one !!!!! I'll be sure to pass that one on. Yeah, I really like that one!
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568659 tn?1256139982
I prefer a large wave and some good motion in the ocean!! lol
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637356 tn?1301924822
This one was hilarious, but it aint all about the size of the wave but rather the motion of the ocean!!
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518031 tn?1295575374
"GOOD ONE"
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449672 tn?1398394807
This is funny :) Troy even laughed...and he has no sense of humor...none at all!!! :)
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599170 tn?1300973893
lmao  good one!!!
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495284 tn?1333894042
LMAO!!!!!
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