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How to Cook a Turkey

INGREDIENTS:

8-15 pound turkey
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good)
1 cup uncooked popcorn (Orville Redenbacher's low fat)
Salt and pepper to taste

DIRECTIONS:

Preheat oven to 350*. Brush turkey well with melted butter, salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn.

Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven.

Listen for the popping sounds. When the turkey's A$$ blows the oven door open and the bird flies across the room, it's done!
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535822 tn?1443976780
when I read it I believed you could stuff it with popcorn till I got to the end.very witty
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599954 tn?1227493985
NICE!!  I can see my husband suddenly going from a parallel position to a vertical one when the A$$ blows.
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Avatar universal
YOU ARE TOO MUCH!!!!  I WAS TRULY LOOKING FOR A RECIPE!!!  YOU ARE A NUT!!!  I love it!!!!
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