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I have just got to share! LOL

Subject:  Very Blonde
Yesterday, I had a flat tire on the interstate, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't believe it! They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers. To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road. And of cours
e, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me. He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!  

'What's going on here?'



"My car has a flat tire", I said calmly.  


"Well, what the are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?



I couldn't believe he didn't know.



So I told him, "Helloooooo, those are my Emergency Flashers."

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404138 tn?1308941656
LOL hahaha! Made my day :)
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I needed a good laugh have not had one in awhile i need those guys  jo
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334400 tn?1276894313

Three of my sisters leave to go shopping in a nearby town about twenty miles away. They reach the outskirts of town and the car just dies. They tried to start the car several times
but, to no avail. While this was going on on the side of the road a city cop passed by. A few minutes later he passes again. This time he stops to see what happened. The cop is asking what's the problem? By this time my oldest sister is on the cell phone calling her husband. He answers at the same time the cop is asking what was wrong. My oldest sister keeps repeating you need to Jack us off, Jack us off  yes, just Jack us off! The other two sisters are just rolling. The cop said with a giggle I can do that, you know.... jump you off!.  LOL



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334400 tn?1276894313
LOLOL!!!

That was good!

If we would do this during peak traffic, going into Baton Rouge,LA no one would ever get work from the backup. LOL



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541150 tn?1306033843
hahahahahah Teko...thanks for sharing hahaha
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793305 tn?1493925518
good one...needed that.  LOL.
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483733 tn?1326798446
Made my day!
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Thanks,  we needed a laugh.  Hubby even liked it.
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739536 tn?1265669359
OK so where do you get them !!!!
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203342 tn?1328737207
Ha ha ha ha!!! I love it! Thanks so much for sharing!!
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That was funny!
Thanks,
Mike
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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