Birth story

[SlavicaTurpin]

Last night at 40+2 after I came back from shopping and walking on the rocks by the beach collecting shells with my husband, niece and MIL at 2230 as we were just talking and joking my water broke. We rushed into hospital and by 2330 I was already in the room in an excruciating pain that I have never ever felt or thought it could possibly exist. After few hours of yelling screaming, calling everyone names, biting my husband and crawling naked on the hospital floor they finally gave me the epidural at 0300. At 0434 started pushing and my boy was here at 0451 weighing 7lbs and 1.8oz 19in long and most beautiful thing I have ever seen. My poor husband was just amazing. He was so supportive and I feel so bad I was making devil noises like the movie Exorcism of Emily Rose. I gotta get something for my nurse cuz I was such a *****. Anyways my husband was just amazing I am such a lucky lucky girl. Anyways ladies good luck. Hope you are stronger than I was.

[3rdtime_mum]

Omg this just made my night! Lol congratulations mommy!!

[babyberry000]

Congrats!:)

[jamie2464]

Lmao funny congrats and god bless and enjoy ur ur angel...

[tabygary]

Kkkk hey dear you are such a story teller.you remind me of my last 2 hrs of my labour.I did the same thing.I remove all my cloths becoz I thot I was reacting to them.but as long as the baby is out the pain just  disappeared. Congrats dear.

[baby04shellypeet]

Lol I let my bf read this. The look on his face was priceless. He's scared to say the least. Congrats.

[samantha020814]

Hahaha made me laugh this but now I am really scared ha, congrats! x

[Candy_T]

Bwahahaha @ Slavica. I'm a vet as well and you are so right, that pain is not a joke but I'm so happy for you. Congrats mama, you did a great job! :)

[lpnmom41]

Lol I'm sure they are used to it :)

[keaij]

Omg ! Congrats !

[SlavicaTurpin]

Heheh thanks ladies. It was horrible but definitely worth it. Sad part is I am a former war vet that was in the military and Afghanistan and I kept telling them that I would rather be back there being raped by Taliban than in this pain. I just cant believe how crazy labor makes you. I felt so bad afterword. I definitely gotta buy some flowers and snacks for my nurse lol.

[lpnmom41]

Lol I love it at least I'm not the only one that freaks out. with my last baby I locked myself in the hospital bathroom and was throwing a bed pan around screaming. Then I tried to escape the hospital with my Iv pole and everything child birth pain will make you do some crazy things lol. Congrats on baby hopefully I'm next.

[babyberry000]

Ooh my gosh i laughed so hard at this!!! Especially the crawling naked on the room floor!! Lol!! Congratulations girl:)

[BabyMarquez]

Congratulations! I'm sure it's all worth it now just looking at your son. My day will soon be here yikes I'm a bit scared

[jessbryan]

Oh my gosh that made me laugh! Esp Crawling naked on the hospital floor..lol.. Congratulations on your beautiful baby boy!

[pregoRita]

Congratulations ... lol at the exorcism part because my 1st pregnancy while I was in labor my hubby said he was scared cuz I looked like I was in that movie