Am I pregnant or am I crazy

[mrsjenk04]

Ok so I have been extremely bloated my clothes haven't fit, I have been eating more cheese than I have in my life. And no desire to eat like meaty meat ( ribs roast chicken steak) I threw up out of no where for three consecutive nights all around 12 midnight (twice woken from sleep so I had to fly to the bathroom) the third time convinced me I was pregnant but then everything stopped. No extreme heartburn no more puking nothing. So I convinced myself that it was he flu because I was so sick I felt like I had a fever but no actual fever, the vomiting,no appetite I could only drink ginger ale. It was too soon to test I'm 1 Day from my actual period prediction 1st day. I'm a bigger female so idk if I'm just getting bigger or if there is a little human inside. I haven't had any other symptoms since even my breast pain has stopped. I feel little pains in my stomach or sides every now and again but that's about it and I keep itching like crazy. We had sex once since and it felt different sort of painful. I'm so afraid for my period to come on. I've been googling the heck out of this thing I need a human for help!!! I even did the conception prediction and due date calculators and went back to the month prior to see if we made love during ovulation periods. Everything fit time wise. If I'm right I should have a little bundle Jan 1 or feb 1 depending on if that last period was an actual period n not implantation fingers crossed but am I crazy?? I'm trying not to feed into it is it in my head?