I drop EVERYTHING!!!!! One morning i dropped a box of Cheerios three times. I wanted to cry.
Sun dog was havin a poo in the street n i walked past while it was havin it n it stunk n i started borkin it was sick!
I miss place things a lot like putting the milk in the pantry and putting detergent in the fridge.
Ive done this like 4 times now... but when I do laundry I'll load the dryer and start it then I load the washer and start it and walk away with out closing the lid so it don't even start washing till I go down to take the dry clothes out of the dryer.. I try to boil water without turning on the stove... I speak backwards like yoda does.. lol
I thought I had bad gas rolling around in my stomach and then I remembered I was 36weeks pregnant and that was my baby moving lol
Gave husband the trash from The kitchen even walked it out with him and watched as he took in to the curb and after we were in bed and he just dosed off I woke him up and asked if he took it out cause I heard the neighbor taking theirs out. Another time we went to store for gas then to Walmart for groceries and on The way home HAD to have taco bell and asked him if he got the debit card off the kitchen counter. And just last week grandmother asked what the doc said at my appt and if baby was ok and I said how did you know I was pregnant. Forgot I told her and actually she knew first told me she had dreams that's is how I found out figured I'd take a test which was positive. The one I have the most if when I wash clothes and have my favorite jeans that still fit in there and I put them in the dryer and for get to turn them on and when its time to get ready their still wet. I still have lil over six mo to go.
Everything I sneeze I pee a little, which is normal I know. But why did i only sneeze right after I shower and put on a fresh pair of undies? every single time! So annoying >_<!!!
Im 32 weeks, and i forgot where i live. Yeah im born and raised in cs. And know every road every where. And for got how to get home. My 4yr told me. And i cried the whole way.
OMG! Just tonight I drove up to my husband's work cause he's working overnight tonight and I was gonna catch him.on his break. Well me and my best friend were "stalking him" throwing things over the isles and being goofy messing with him. Well I heard him say something about going to break so we ran to the parking lot jumped in the car parked behind his car where we could see him but he couldn't see us, and were spying on him, I kept texting him and he's like what are you talking about, then asked what he was doing. So.I told him, sitting on the Hood, about that time this girl he works with who I had heard her flirting with him.inside and it didn't phase me sat down next to him on the Hood, so anyway he was looking around for.me and me.being funny said, stop.looking for.me you'll never find.me. lol well he said fine and stopped turned to.the girl and.of course I can't hear.them and she gets off the Hood and sat on the ground. Idk why but that set me.off Haha I got back.in our car and we.drove around and he came to.the.window and I felt so bad after but I said, you can tell that ****** to stop.flirting and keep her butt.of.my Hood! He looked at me and.was like she's sitting on the ground now and.I said I saw. What did you tell her your wife was here and he's like yeah. I got so pissed I said well she can stop.flirting with my husband now and said it loud enough.for.her to hear and then burst into tears and told him I'd never come see him at work again. Lol I feel so bad ESP since he's still there :(
Omg I've been back h forth to this post all day because I wanted to write one of my silly moments but every time I come back to it I can't remember Jack! Ha ha
I cried the other day because I somehow lost a tshirt I had JUST got out of the closet. And then looked at my clothes basket and remembered I was suppose to do laundry and I got sooo upset and started ballin. Needless to say I found my tshirt and felt stupid afterwards because the main reason I was upset was cuz I lost my shirt. And poor hubby didnt know what to do with me. Haha.
I laugh at myself all the time for crying over something silly. I always forget my due date when people ask. I kinda go uh, um.. Oh aug 5th! Lol.
My favorite moment was when me n my boyfriend were laying in bed laughing in goofing around when out of no where i started crying because i was uncomfortable .. then started laughing again because i was crying over something stupid
I have forgotten twice how to spell my name while writing it! Ughhhh! Lol
**pregnant with my son** is what I meant! Maybe I should put this phone in the fridge to get the spelling autocorrect to work!
When I was pregnpregnant eith my son, I put my cell phone in the fridge instead of the butter. I saw the butter on the counter, and put it right on top of my phone and closed the fridge door. My husband found my cell a week later when it was ringing. I was surprised it worked. Nothing funny yet with this pregnancy, but I'm only 16 weeks, I've still got time :)
I was 25 weeks for 6 weeks straight one.time lol
I forgot what we were naming our son then when I remembered I pronounced his last name wrong and spelled one of his middle names wrong before.
I started crying the other day while washing dishes because my belly keep getting in the way. Oh and then I cried during those adoption commercials (the letter one & the one where the girl is learning to drive). I've also cried because I couldn't pick a box up & move it. OMG and cravings are pulled pork sandwich with mac and cheese on top all smothered in BBQ sauce. My bf was trying to make a feel better today & was making me laugh so much that I'm pretty sure I wet myself a bit.
Numbers are not my friend in this pregnancy! I can't do math to save my life..example my sister asked me to help her figure out how much a hotel stay would be if 3 people chipped in..they were gonna stay for 3 nights...so I had to whip out the calculator and add three nights together and then divide it by 3.....yeah after an hour i realized what an idiot i was...most recent number failing was yesterday I was asked how old I was and I couldn't remember!
Ws early in preg didn't knw I ws preg an I woke my bd up at bout 3am I thnk an askd him y hs faceclth ws wet and who used it? I threw him wth water an thn rememberd he tuk a shower earlier an I used it for the headache I hd earlier lol, he askd me if I ws losin my mind cos I'm actin lika crazy person an thn I cried an thn I wntd to hv sex an completely forgt the next day y an wt hppnd tht nyt lol
I cried this morning cause I didn't make the homemade gravy right for gravy and biscuit's lol I was so upset with myself.
I cried on the kitchen floor cause i couldnt open a can of dog food. My bd asks me to do something and i do the complete opposite. He doesnt get that i dont do it on purpose.
I started balling my eyes out when my boyfriend made me drop my food on the floor...i stopped crying a minute later and was furious i told him to go make me another sandwich. You do NOT mess with a hungry pregnant womans food!!
My ex still laughs at me for this one: the first time I had an emotional breakdown, it was because I was convinced he wouldn't help me change diapers. He just dried my tears, told me of course he would, and handed me some ice cream. lol