bladder kicking

[jesslee83]

omg, i have spent the last like 30 minutes "arguing" with my belly! alex is moving around sooooo much, and he's kicking everywhere, which has sent me to go tee-tee like 3 times in the past half hour!

ahhh, he's not even here, and the "lectures" have started lol....i was squatting in front of the dryer, and he started kicking(which i can see since he'd get cramped lol), but i'm talking to him, all baby-like, telling him i know he's cramped, but mommy has got to do laundry lol....to which i get a few more good kicks, right to the ribs, so i am guessing he is flipping over as he feels like it, and omg, i'm not sure if there's anything he HASN'T kicked or punched or banged his head on lol.....

[mj_mommy_manda]

lol cutting off travis isn't that hard.. I dont live with him.. And I dont really talk to him much anymore either..so its easy peasy.  Yeah Im not exactly "jealous" Im just grossed out.. and i can't believe that he would do that.. Someone texted Travis yesterday and told him that she (the 15 year old) was in a parking lot doing cocaine with Travis's roommate.. My jaw like dropped to the ground... Ugh are you joking me? what is wrong with people?

[jesslee83]

ugh, i've wanted to cut chris off before....and i have, but it only lasts a week at most, cos batteries can only do so much.....plus, i have to do the work myself lol

i've heard of that book, and told chris i think i might buy it when he gets paid next weekend ;)

yea i'm not a sloppy seconds kind of person either, esp in your case lol.....cos all i would be able to think was, "you had sex with a child" and that would sooooo stick in my head....not in a jealous manner, but more in a disgusted manner!

[mj_mommy_manda]

jess- I have cut Travis off entirely since the whole 15 year old thing, so be glad your getting it cuz im sure as H*** not.. lol oh well, I would rather NOT have it than sleep with a NASTY and get 15 year old sloppy seconds *shudders and gags* I really dislike that guy more everyday.

As far as the hiccups go, I was reading belly laughs by Jenny McCarthy (I had to buy it) and it is HILARIOUS! she talks about literally EVERYTHING you go through during pregnancy and puts it in the most hilarious retrospect.  (there is a part about "psycho B****" that pretty much should have been written about me, I get mood swings CRAZY bad) lol but I would suggest that if you are ever bored looking for something to read.. That book is amazing and you will find yourself saying "I do that" or "I have done that" more than once.. At least I did lol

[jesslee83]

lol, i laugh when he gets hiccups....when he gets them it's usually around my bedtime, and i put myself to sleep, feeling him bounce lol....

well, we've stopped having sex b/c of it also, buuuuut not anymore....we're not hurting him, and df is careful to shift his weight, and since it'll be awhile before i get some postpartum, i'm getting all i can now!!!!!

[mj_mommy_manda]

lol Jadyn doesn't move too much.. I think its because I am so tiny that he has been squished in there for weeks.. and he has his on and off days.. plus hes head down so the most I get is some knee pokes and his head butting.. but he DOES get hiccups like all day! seriously he has had them twice already today.. and he ALWAYS gets them right away in the morning (around 8) its sooo annoying! lol but my sisters like to put their hand on my belly and feel it..

[eimperati]

we kind of just stopped having sex and we just do other things...Aiden never lets us do anything like that, so yeah lol

[jesslee83]

omg, yea i've had that issue....you're in the "heat of the moment" and all of a sudden you get that nice, good, WELL THOUGHT OUT kick, to something, but it's funny at the same time and we both bust out laughing, which kind of takes away the whole passion thing, and then it's just like, well tonight's not our night  ;(

lol.....and we don't even have ANY of the other kids here with us right now!!!

[eimperati]

when Aiden has the hiccups which is a lot he gets really mad and starts going really crazy..yesterday he had them 3 times within a hour and you all must know how i felt lol....i really don't think there is any more room for him to grow lol and i still have 7 weeks until im 40 weeks....lucky for me he hasn't used the ribs...he gets very close to it, but never ends up kicking it..i know he will soon enough though

[3girlssbt]

OMG, LOL.  I only have five weeks to term and Caitlin loves to tap dance on my bladder. I can just get off the john and she will kick and I feel I  have to pee again! The weirdest thing though was when my DH and I were trying to be intimate whe was sitting on my pelvis and it was quite uncomfortable, I had to get up, turn over and then physically move her with my hands on my abdomen. we laugh about it and when she is old enough we will tell her how she was a pest before she was born!

[LACh1]

i know what you are all saying, as i am still 12 weeks off full term there is quite a bit of room left in there (though god knows where) and baby is moving all over the place.  I do however carry very lw and have done with previous pregnancies so my bladder tends to get a work out.  It is really horrible when my little one is kicking right ontop of it and i think i am going to wet my pants lol.
Anyway i laughed my head off when reading about all the little a'ccidents' we have had while sneezing, coughing etc because i am exactly the same - i was fine with my first pregnancy but this one - boy i think i will have to start with the liners that old ladies wear ha ha.  

[mj_mommy_manda]

lmao niiiiccee! never did anything like that but there have been some other embarrassing moments in my pregnancy, like the night that we were all hanging out with friends at travis's house and I sneezed and then was like OH MAN!! and got up and ran to the bathroom (cuz I peed my pants a little) and I came back and everyone was like "are you ok?" and Travis was just like "She's fine, she just pees her pants when she sneezes" and then everyone's eyes dart directly to my crotch!! lol I was like GEEZE!! spare me please!

[jesslee83]

oh i've peed thx to chris...but also thx to HIM, i also peed ON him.....that was def the last time i remeber him tickoling me, a lil after i got preg.....yep i was sitting on him, and he was laying down, and i kept sayin i gotta pee i gotta pee, and i guess he thought i was saying it so i'd quit....but i didnt soak him, but enough for him to change ;) ;) ;)
jack*** lol

[mj_mommy_manda]

lol you shouldn't feel bad for the a**hole.. He deserves to be kicked anyways.  But yeah, when Travis and I were together he thought it was funny to tickle me until I almost peed my pants! and I hated it!! and then I would laugh SO HARD that he would like burst into hysterical laughter.. Oh man the good old days.. lol

[jesslee83]

lol well, for his sake, i hope they give you stirrups lol.....i've kicked chris once, but i wasn't mad....he was tickling me, and i had my head in his lap and i was laying on my back straight out(omg there is NOTHING i hate more than being tickled and he KNOWS It!).....but he grabbed me or did something, and somehow i just lopped him in the jaw with my foot lol....omg i felt sooooo bad, but since then if he "THINKS" he's gonna tickle me lol, he makes sure we aren't lying down together, and he does it from as far away as possible!

[mj_mommy_manda]

jess- lol puppies are so naugty sometimes!! now george is learning how to jump up and a couple weeks ago i went to get some stuff and george came bolting out of the door and jumped all over me and scratched the **** out of my arms and stuff.. "Nice to see you too geoge!" (jerk!)
As for Travis, I think I would have a few choice words for him before saying that, and I dont think I will be grabbing his hand, I think i will be slapping his face, (or kicking it, depending on where hes standing lol)

[jesslee83]

jeez, do you have stretch's twin?! cos he's the same way! however this morning i learned that if i say OUCH really loud, he quits!  as for putting him on his back, it don't help he thinks you're *wrestling* with him lol....well, maybe when travis sees what it's like, he'll be a little better...as for your "moment of glory", grab his hand, look him straight in the eyes, and just holler *YOU DID THIS TO ME*!!!!   AND SQUEEZE LIKE H*LL!!!!!  and no matter what DO NOT let go hehehe.....

eimparati-lol, that's exactly how alex does! if i say he's hurting me or hey sweetie calm down, he just gets more excited! and he stays head down also, so oh yeah, he's a *kicker* lol....and i've noticed lately, he "headbuts" my pelvic area and kicks my ribs at the same time! ahhh little s*** lol.....just like his father already.....

[mj_mommy_manda]

eimperati- Isn't it funny how when you try to "discipline" them they just act naughtier?? lol my puppy does that! He bites and we squeeze his mouth shut and say "NO BITE" or lay him on his back on the ground until he calms down.. well He doesn't calm down he just growls and wiggles around like a fish out of water until we let him go.. and when you say "No bite" after you let go he just bites you again anyways.. naughty things!

[eimperati]

today for some reason Aiden decided that he was going to go crazy for 20 minutes at a time...and he is to the point to were every movement hurts or comes like 2 inches out of my stomach..and since he is head down i know what he is using at the time..thats when i say Aiden calm down a little mommy is trying to rest, but then he gets mad at just does it harder...so i learned not to say much or to poke at him

[mj_mommy_manda]

lol well i pretty much ruled out Travis being anywhere near me when I go into labor so I dont need to worry about the "daddy not being around thing" but he will be in the room (I decided to give him the pleasure of seeing it.. I know I know Im selfless what can I say?... Plus that way I can tell him EXACTLY how i feel in my "moment of glory" lol)

the story about joey is too funny lol.. i know I wake out of a dead sleep sometimes and then forget what even happened.. (mostly when my mom or sisters come in my room to ask me questions..) My sisters are starting to realize that if they ask me to wear my clothes while im in a dead sleep they will have a better chance of getting a "yes" out of me instead of "NO! I BOUGHT THAT YOU CAN'T WEAR IT!" and then 4 hours later when i see them wearing my shirt and say "you didn't aske me if you could wear that" they say "yeah I did and you said yes!" and then my mom chimes in "you were sleeping." lol little brats!

[jesslee83]

lol ty and you're welcome!

(mostly telling him to stay in there cuz his daddy is a moron) -----hahahaha....

i keep telling mine, he has to come when daddy IS home.....otherwise he'll have to deal with just aunt nis, and we'll both go crazy hehehe

yea i think alex will sleep with his butt in the air also....i know i did! and i still do if i can, i'll cross my legs and put a pillow under my breasts and lay down, and that usually encourages him to move so i can sleep lol....
chris told me when joey was like 5 months old, and he was in the bed with chris and his ex, that joey had fell asleep kinda sitting up against the pillows, and apparently chris woke up for some reason, and saw joey was laying straight forward, so he woke up his ex cos he kept saying wheres his legs wheres his legs....???  and joeys mom freaked out and when he finally moved joey, it seems joey had fallen straight forward, tucking everything from his butt down underneath him!  but apparently since chris and joeys mom were half asleep, they didnt consider that, and were freaking out, esp since joey wouldnt move around(that boy is a dead sleeper just like chris lol)

[mj_mommy_manda]

lol jess you are too funny.. I talk to my belly too! (mostly telling him to stay in there cuz his daddy is a moron) but sometimes I tell him to move if he hasn't moved in awhile and sometimes I tell him he's hurting me (if hes kicking me in the ribs or pushing his butt out of my stomach really hard) I think he's gonna be one of those babys that sleeps with his butt up in the air cuz I swear thats what he does in there at least 10 times a day! lol but thanks for the laugh that was a cute little story.