After they had given me an iv pain meds, I was so loopy, my grandmother came before the birth to visit, well she thought that I might be hot so she came over and asked if I wanted my socks off and I yelled at her, I said if I wanted my f***ing socks off, I would take them off. I felt so bad after I heard what I had said.
Oh and this isn't my story, but my sister in-law accidentally punched a nurse! She had her fist balled up in pain and thrust her arm out as her contraction finished. Got the nurse right in the boob.
Yes you can totally fart... and pee! I peed all over when I was trying to keep from pushing. Super embarrassing but nobody even commented on it! For which I was super grateful. If you're pushing properly, all your erm sphincters open up. That's why women usually have low moans during childbirth. Your mouth, throat, butt, vagina, and urethra all open on up lol.
Haha flat tire, that made me laugh
I was reaaaaaaaaaaaaally vulgar when I was in labor with my daughter.. the nurse checked my cervix while I was in the middle of a contraction and I yelled at her, "get your f*cking fingers out of me before I kick you!" :( I was so embarrassed after I said that, I covered my mouth with both of my hands, I was in shock that those words slipped out lol