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you know you're pregnant when......

You know you're pregnant when you can't paint your own toenails, you can't shave your hoohaw. Lol and you can't put on socks without a struggle...
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Luckily I can still paint my toenails. It's not the easiest thing in the world but its doable. I'm not due til Dec though so I've got some growin to do lol
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When you want to take a shower with hubby and there is no room bc of your belly.

When you get very comfortable and all of a sudden that side starts to hurt so you have to find a different position to sit in.

when you forget that your cooking and everything burns.
Just a few things lol
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1938799 tn?1382642943
When u go into a room n forget why you're there in the first place

When u forget ur own phone number even though you've had it for a while
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6291338 tn?1389447613
when u eat think ur full and then get right back hungry
when u wait till there's a really good reason for you to get up lol im so lazy
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when you get constipated and it's the worst feeling ever
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You drop something on the ground an circle it trying to figure out how your going to get it.. And using toes no longer works lol
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When you can't sleep at night and your death glaring at your partner cause he's sound asleep
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5752933 tn?1383533437
These are so funny
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U look down and can't see ur feet
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When i just went to Br to pee and then i go lay down or sit on the couch and i peed myself and im like seriously i just went to the Br
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When vomiting is the least of your worries (heartburn and hemmroids are much more bothersome in my opinion)
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Or when you scream at your boyfriend not to touch you all day and then at the end of the day you start crying about how he hasn't hugged or  kissed you at all.
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When you can't even see your crotch and your boyfriend has to push you to roll over in bed.
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You know your pregnant when everything and anything aggravates you. Like when my husband moves I'm like gosh sit still. Stop breathing. Leave me alone. Lol. I love him but god the things he does sometimes are so annoying.
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Yup I'm 4 days overdue so Iccan't use the excuse much longer. But I swear they are something else. My fiance can just move my water bottle and Ijust want to kil him. I feel kinda bad
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Lmao i did this the other day. my brother was walking around target and i started to cry because i wanted to go to baskin robins he was like omg here comes your hormones lol
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When your randomly start crying in public because you want ice cream. Oh the emotional joys of being preggers.
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5601615 tn?1383450616
Lol these are all so funny I just tried shaving it was a success but only took me two hours...!
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287246 tn?1318570063
When you walk holding your back like an 80 year old.
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when im showering -&& i have to sit down to catch my breath after scrubbing my body -.- also when it has gotten so hard to even get out of bed to go pee lol joys of pregnancy i tell
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When your ready to go out somewhere and either sneeze or cough really hard and pee a little and have to go change lol.
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6002356 tn?1378159668
When you wake up at 4 am craving the most random things to eat. Lol.
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When u try really hard to walk normal but still end up walking like a penguin
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Awee! I'm sure hes kidding and secretly thinks its cute. that's how I get out of bed roll over then push my self up from all fours. Lol
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