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1028452 tn?1537448484

The blond's fire


Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blond. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the brunette yells, ''EARTHQUAKE!!!''

Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes. The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the redhead yells, ''TORNADO!!!''

Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes. By now the blond has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' and the blond yells, ''FIRE!!!'''
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1028452 tn?1537448484
how is everything up with u ginger ? stay away from fire.........lol
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675347 tn?1365460645
Awww!! Poor blonde. What a shame.....hahaha!
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535822 tn?1443976780
awwwwwwwwww poor blonde LOL
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