A few days ago, I randomly developed cold symptoms (primarily a sore throat) in the middle of the day. This was unusual for me, since I always WAKE UP with symptoms if I'm catching a cold.
Perhaps the day before that, I woke up in the middle of the night and vomited. I thought it was just one-off, since I felt perfectly fine for the next few days after that.
I started my period a bit early, which happened last cycle as well. Along with that, it's been a struggle to insert tampons since this period started. Seemingly due to not producing much natural lubricant?
Lastly, today I began having food poisoning symptoms partway through the day. Specifically, feeling nauseous if I move around and throwing up multiple times.
Does this sound like anything in particular? Or am I just being paranoid? It's literally impossible for me to be pregnant, in case anyone was going to throw that out there.