*EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY *
> After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit
> Eve. "So, how is
> everything going?" inquired God.
> "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied.
> "The sunrises and sunsets are
> breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is
> wonderful, but I have
> just one problem.
> It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one
> pushes the other two
> out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms,
> catching them on
> branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real
> And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of
> her body came in
> pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that
> having only two
> breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically
> "That's a fair point," replied God, "But
> it was my first shot at this, you
> know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you
> needed on ly
> half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it
> up right away."
> And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed
> it into the
> Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the
> Garden of Eden.
> " Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
> "Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one
> oversight. You see, all the
> animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has
> her bull. All the
> animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."
> God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you
> are right. How could
> I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will
> immediately create a
> man from a part of you. Let's see....where did I put
> that useless boob?"
> *Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that ****
> about the rib?*