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Three minutes to live!
A man goes to the doctor because he hasn't been feeling well. The doctor examines him and shakes his head sadly.
"Well....I have to tell you it's very serious" The doctor says. "You are very sick indeed. You have three minutes to live. I am very sorry."
"Oh please help me doctor!" The man pleads, "Help me! There MUST be something you can do for me!"
"Well....." the doctor thinks for a couple of seconds, and looks at his watch, "Yes, there is SOMETHING I can do for you......I could boil you an egg...?"
(OK I know, I know......this isn't so funny....depending on the size of the egg, that could end up being one gloopy egg....just what you don't need as your last memory of This World...)
"Well....I have to tell you it's very serious" The doctor says. "You are very sick indeed. You have three minutes to live. I am very sorry."
"Oh please help me doctor!" The man pleads, "Help me! There MUST be something you can do for me!"
"Well....." the doctor thinks for a couple of seconds, and looks at his watch, "Yes, there is SOMETHING I can do for you......I could boil you an egg...?"
(OK I know, I know......this isn't so funny....depending on the size of the egg, that could end up being one gloopy egg....just what you don't need as your last memory of This World...)
Yeah I know....I boiled a BIG egg tonight, and gave it 3 minutes, and when I cracked it open it was like something that comes out of your nose when you have a really BAD cold.....
It went back into the water. The memory haunted me even through a lovely tomato salad.....
Total yuck......
It went back into the water. The memory haunted me even through a lovely tomato salad.....
Total yuck......
oh dear ginger, gloopy poopy ....ha ha ha
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