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1028452 tn?1537448484

f*ckin' French toast

Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table.
The mother asks the oldest boy what he'd like to eat. "I'll have some f*ckin' French toast," he says.
The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs.
She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more f*ckin' French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away.
Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don't know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don't want the f*ckin' French toast."
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1028452 tn?1537448484
I definitely won't name f*in french toast .
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That was a smart young kid-----know what not to eat, it could cause you pain!!
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675347 tn?1365460645
hahahahaha!
Don't think I'd be choosing the f***in french toast either. Give me a f***in banana!
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535822 tn?1443976780
tut tut
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