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Ugghhh, the GAAASSSSS!!!!!

Jul 26, 2012 - 0 comments
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food

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excessive gas

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angry

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intestinal distress



Bought the wrong bread yesterday and I am PAYING for it!! I thought I was buying rye bread, but due to food labeling deception, I got white bread that was labelled rye. I am SO ANGRY!!! That's it!! I am done trying new breads that are supposed to be easier on my stomach! You can't tell what is n these products without doing a full-on scan of the ingredients list!! I'm going back to Ezekiel!!

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I am not having fun

Jul 25, 2012 - 0 comments
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cramps

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constipation

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Urgency

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dizzy



Bowel Trouble. I took a laxative last night since my last BM was hard and I hadn't had another one since then.

Usually by morning, I am rushing for the restroom as I have powerful diarrhea. This time, not so much. I woke up and forced out a small BM. (bad, I know) But I felt totally backed up. Since I'd had one BM that was very reluctant to come, I decided it was safe to go and run some errands.

What a mistake! While in the grocery store, I started getting powerful urges to go poo. I decided to finish my shopping and go when I got home. I hate using public toilets.

Again...mistake. Before I knew it, it felt like a huge rock was trying to force it's way out of my rectum!! The good news...the laxative was finally working. The bad news...I have a basket full of groceries and can't run to the bathroom. So I decided to abandon the rest of my shopping and struggled to get out of the store without having a terribly embarrassing accident. (it's happened to me before- not a good time) I was squeezing my cheeks together so hard, I broke out in a cold sweat and started feeling really dizzy.

I eventually made it out of the store with my dignity intact and decided to stop at the new gas station across the street. Better chance of a new gas station having clean restrooms. I was right.

After finally relieving myself. I had sore muscles and cramps. But that beat having to drive all the way home with what felt like a rock up my butt!!

I finished my shopping at another store and went home without incident-- except for the dizzy spells that never went away.

What a way to start the day!!

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embarrassing but true

Jul 19, 2012 - 0 comments
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embarrassing

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Itchy

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reaction

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wheat sensitivity



So yesterday, I was feeling so badly that I ate nothing until dinner. I couldn't even drink much water because I was in so much pain. So when dinner came around I decided to just eat...damn the diet just get some nourishment into me. However, I did eat soup...just not soup that was appropriate for my diet. So along with this soup comes some crusty italian bread that I really like. Normally I can resist it, but I don't know if it was because I hadn't eaten all day long or what, but I caved and took a bite. I told myself that I would only take one bite, but after that bite and tasting that they had buttered the bread (they normally leave it dry), I couldn't resist. I ended up eating both slices!

I have a wheat/gluten sensitivity so I had cut all wheat products out of my diet in order to stay well. I discovered that I have more than a GI reaction to eating wheat products; I have a skin reaction too. And it's in a not-so-discreet place. I get the mad genital and butt-crack itchies! UGH! I was up all night with insane itchiness that I hadn't experienced since the last time I had wheat.

Well, that'll teach me! Even if I am sick and starving, if bread is the only thing on the menu...I'll pass!

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Is it possible to hate food?

Jul 17, 2012 - 0 comments
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Food poisoning



Food poisoning is the worst. I'm still trying to shake the effects. I feel light-headed and weak now. I think I should just go back to sleep.

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