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Sep 02, 2009 - 0 comments

None of that 'Sis'-sy Stuff

Are you tired of those
sissy 'friendship' poems
that always sound good,
but never actually come close
to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of
True Friendship.
You WON'T see any  
cutesy little smiley faces
Just the stone cold truth
of a great friendship.

1. When you are sad,
    I will jump on the person
    who made you sad
    like a spider monkey
    jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!

2. When you are blue,
    I will try to dislodge
    whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile,
    I will know you are
    plotting something
    that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared,
    we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried,
    I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse
    it could be until you
    quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

6. When you are confused,
    I will use little words.

7. When you are sick,
    Stay away from me
    until you are well again.
    I don't want whatever you have...

8. When you fall,
    I'll pick you up
    and dust you off--
    After I laugh my rear off!!

9. This is my oath....
    I pledge it to the end.
    'Why?' you may ask;
-- because you are my FRIEND!

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