You cannot speak English and jumble all your words and sentences up when trying to speak! Pretty embarrassing when you're talking to customers at work LOL
You know your pregnant when you search the fridge over and over for the cream cheese to put on your bagel, and swear you must have thrown it away, and then your hubby says... hmmmm, it's sitting right here on the counter... and to this day, you do not remember even getting in the ridge to get it out!!!
Well I'm not pregnant anymore but this looks like fun (and FYI... It doesn't get better after, not for years lol)
... You know you're pregnant when you are sobbing hysterically because you are crying for no reason and that only makes it worse, lol (crying because you're crying, classic pregnant move)
...or....
You know you're pregnant when you run to the bathroom everytime you have to sneeze or cough trying to make it to the toilet so you don't pee yourself... Lol!!
When you open the front door and almost step out only to realize that you DID take your pajama bottoms off, but you did NOT put your pants on yet. Whoops.
And when you've watched the weather channel for far longer than necessary because the remote is WAY too far away to reach and getting up is not an option.
Or if your husband asking you the question "what do you want for dinner?" doesn't just irritate you, it makes you ANGRY!
I'm not pregnant right now either (boo), but...you know your pregnant when you put the groceries away in the just set up basinette (yep, did that once).
Road rage is a daily and irrational occurance. "How dare the darned light turn red, I'm in a hurry". Or thinking about suing the sun because it's in your eyes and could cause an accident.
Someone asks how your feeling and your immediate response is "32 weeks" or whatever the case may be.
Krichar is right..this doesn't go away any time soon. I'm still claiming pregnancy brain and my ds just turned 2!
You know when you're pregnant when you want to turn over on your other side while in bed and have to use your spouse/significant other as a handle for leverage.
Or when you sit on the floor to play with your older child you feel like you need a forklift to help you back up.
Or when you suddenly want to bake an extravagant dinner when you bearly cook to begin with.
It's been awhile but here goes:
You know you're pregnant when you start dreaming about loosing your baby... in the cabinets or dressers!
When you have to put your foot on the wall and streeeetttccchh to paint your toenails or tie your shoes!
You know you're pregnant when you are looking like a crazy lady in the middle of the store trying to find your phone but you're actually talking on it.
Or, (did this a couple weeks ago) when you take your computer mouse to the mall instead of your cell phone.
You know your're pregnant when... you have a complete meltdown b/c DH didn't swerve to miss that bunny trying to cross the road. Keep in mind it was a terrible snow storm on icy roads and he never even hit it. :) Hormones are great!
You know you're pregnant when.....You tell you DH you want to eat a certain thing, you want it, you want it, you want it! DH brings it to you...you say take it aways it stinks!
You know your pregnant when:
you are on your cell with your husband and tell him to hold on in a panic and start freaking out that you can't find your cell phone...lol He laughed so hard!
Lol..... Thanks ladies!!!! I love all of them. Im super happy of being at 13 weeks today and hope this pregnancy continues as good for me and for all of us pregnant at this time. Thanks again...... Yah made me laugh so much..... Specially the one about the computer mouse. Lolsz!!!!
Lol..... Thanks ladies!!!! I love all of them. Im super happy of being at 13 weeks today and hope this pregnancy continues as good for me and for all of us pregnant at this time. Thanks again...... Yah made me laugh so much..... Specially the one about the computer mouse. Lolsz!!!!
You know your pregnant when:
Despite our brain saying grape juice in cup, milk n cereal...you do the exact opposite anyway and end up with fruity cereal!
You know your pregnant when.. You have DB so stressed and crazy HE leaves the icecream in the fridge!!
You know your prenany when...You look at DB and say I told you 3x, and he says no you never told me, your response well I thought about telling you!
You knwo your pregnant when......You wake DB up in the middle of the night yelling at him to get off your side of the bed when really you are on his and he just wants it back
You know you're pregnant when.... You're sitting at the table reading a magazine and you start smelling perfume and don't know where it's coming from so you ask dh if he sprayed something and he said no. So you continue to read your magazine and then you realize you're on the page where they advertise new perfumes lol.
I saw another post like this and it is hilarious. Here is the link:
http://community.babycenter.com/post/a28780993/you_know_youve_been_pregnant_for_too_long_when...?intcmp=stagepage_birthclub_textlink_post
You know you have been pregnant too long when you are wearing adult diapers for at least one month because you can't stand the thought of losing your water in public!
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