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"A Hole Behind"

Aug 20, 2012 - 5 comments

For anyone who needs a laugh today.  I know I did...and this was sent to me at just the right time.


A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course became
confused as to where he was on the course.

Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him.

He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what
hole he was playing.

'I'm on the 7th hole,' she replied, 'and you are a hole behind me. So you
must be on the 6th hole.'

He thanked her and went back to his golf.

On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her again with
the same request.

'I'm on number 14, and you're still a hole behind, so you must be on the
13th hole.'

Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.

He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady
sitting at the end of the bar.

He asked the bartender if he knew the lady.

The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often.

He approached her and said, 'Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for
your help. I understand that you're in the sales profession. I'm in sales
also. What do you sell?'

'I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh,' she replied.

'No, I won't.'

'Well, if you must know,' she answered, 'I work for Tampax.'

With that, he laughed so hard he lost his balance and fell off the bar

'See,' she said. 'I knew you'd laugh!'

'That's not what I'm laughing at,' he replied, 'I'm a salesman for
Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you.'

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by nursegirl6572, Aug 20, 2012
Here's another.  My MIL is full of laughs today.  This one is too cute.

He's My Brother

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out
a box of tampons and preceded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old
are you?"

"Eight," the boy replied.

The man continued, "do you know what these are used for?"

The boy replied, "not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for  
him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use

these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now,
he can't do either.”  

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by witheredrose, Aug 20, 2012
OMG!! ROTFL!!!!!!  

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by opus88, Aug 20, 2012
thx nursegirl I really needed those today....too funny :)

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by golfnfish51, Aug 31, 2012
Now that's funny!!

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by hopeitworks, Oct 17, 2012
OMG these are priceless!!!

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