Want to be like a Bear!
When you are a Bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to a partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
If you are a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear.