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Replacement Windows...


Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.


Hellloooo,...........just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows  would
pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him.  There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.
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499534 tn?1328704178
Oh my goodness that is great!!!!!!
Heh your blonde too?!

On a serious note....how could they dare to call you a year later looking for paymt but yet again? How is this company staying in business?
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I'm not a blond! acutely I shave my head, because of the brain surgery the scare goes from the top of my head to the base of my neck, no hair grows their so with hair
it doesn't look good.
this was a joke about the windows.
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499534 tn?1328704178
I can joke about blondes because I have always been one! lol  
You ended up with quite a scar huh?  

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