If Mr Softy made guns we would have bullet dipensing machines at every street corner,and properly be all dead by now
with lots of real butter...
But seriously, don't take your toast lightly
... it is all in how you toast it...
"If Microsoft made toasters: Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buy a toaster. You wouldn't have to take the toaster, but you'd still have to pay for it anyway. Toaster'-Vista would weigh 15000 pounds (hence requiring a reinforced steel countertop), draw enough electricity to power a small city, take up 95% of the space in your kitchen, would claim to be the first toaster that lets you control how light or dark you want your toast to be, and would secretly interrogate your other appliances to find out who made them. Everyone would hate Microsoft toasters, but nonetheless would buy them since most of the good bread only works with their toasters.
If Apple made toasters: It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 years earlier. "
And i thought the T stood for TRIPE....
tripe /traɪp/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [trahyp] Show IPA Pronunciation ,
–noun 1. the first and second divisions of the stomach of a ruminant, esp. oxen, sheep, or goats, used as food. Compare honeycomb tripe, plain tripe.
http://www.injuryboard.com/national-news/brat-diet-may.aspx?googleid=24952
Toast! Sounds right, but I was hoping for Tiramisu.
Willy, I do love cranberries and even better, they're in season.
Thanks for the tips, all !
Pam