Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

[flcyclist]

Shiver me timbers my fellow heppers.  It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day.  If any of you scallywags need a few pickup lines to try, here ye go. arrrrrggggg

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

[flcyclist]

Not too late to change your profile pic.  Very cute.

[rivll]

How adorable.
I used to love those dolls. I had a ballerina. Really beautiful

[rivll]

Lol!!! That is very good, Bo,

[BoceprevirGal]

   Arrrgh, Mateys~  I had a creepy old unce, "Uncle Leonturd" we called him, arrgh...he told us our cleavages made an air-chute, which would help us catch the wave while body-surfing. I still believe it to this day!

[LadyHep2]

They could make it hard to run not swim you can just float!

[Idyllic]

Ahow Matey! I can't believe I missed this fun filled day./

Look, here is an image of what used to be my profile image on Google:

It is the Madame Alexander Caribbean doll for 2007. Isn't she a beauty? She came with the peg leg, cutlass, and the plush parrot.

http://www.nicetwicedollshop.com/gallery/data/media/3/46315_Caribbean.jpg

[flcyclist]

Well, sometimes a large chest brings unwanted attention and the creepy guys.  And I bet it would make it more difficult to swim with big boobs. Perhaps easier to float??  lol.

[1swimmer]

When just a teen, my older brothers friend, looked down at me and said, "ah, a pirates dream, a sunkin' chest"
What sunk, was my spirits, and any desire to flirt.

[MagTX]

Arrrrgg!  Some funny lines, they're even numbered in reverse, ha ha!

Thanks;)

[orphanedhawk]

Well, shiver me timbers.

[belle19]

that's pretty funny.  thanks for the laugh.  belle