I am Not a Gay Man

[GoofyDad]

But this article from a Gay Men's Health web site is a good quick read on nutrition and the liver.  

http://www.gmhc.org/health/nutrition/liver/food.html

Interestingly, nothing about coffee enemas. Maybe I'm wasting my time.

[jmjm530]

Sure you're not.

You just like to log onto gay web sites and are obsessed with colonoscophies.

We all understand that.

-- Jim

[alone and scared]

You guys are comedians. LOL!  There is nothing wrong with being in touch with your feminane side.  The truth be known,  what effects the gay community also effects the hetersexual community.  The gay community usually gets the lastest and most complete update information first on STDs and other infectious diseases.  As a matter of fact, I would encourage all guys whether gay or straight to check out the Gay Men's Health web site annually for the most todate information affecting males.  

[Forseegood]

cause boy, do they clean up the area and design nice houses and landscaping! There are many gays in the the causes I work for...God bless em! When I was deathly ill at home one time, it was some of my gay friends that came over with covered dishes, not to mention, washing my dishes and doing my laundry, boy can they fold laundry!!!! (speaking generally of course)...

last night, we all heard this woman make this curdling scream, over and over (it turned out to be a few kids joking) but man, there were all these gay guys with their little dogs, out in a posse, trying to help and find the trouble...along with the rest of the married couples and young boys and girls, God bless em!!! I love my city!

[FlGuy]

It's ok.

The article, not that I've seen it before, suggests to limit coffee to 2-3 cups.  I figured that out a long time ago.  I bought a bigger cup.

[Forseegood]

sorry, forgot to mention, good to see you here! coffee enemas notwithstanding!

[jools57]

thanks for the link...good article, and cute little vegie pics!!!LOL...

[GoofyDad]

Flguy: The article, not that I've seen it before, suggests to limit coffee to 2-3 cups.  

I took that to mean orally....


Jim: Moi? I challenge you to find a thread with a colonscopy that doesn't have a post from the FL dude.

Forseecleanentries: coffee enemas notwithstanding!

You're right about that. Definitely lying down.  

[GoofyDad]

This is actually a higher level link to several more good articles. Why am I feeling the sudden need to rearrange the furniture and buy fresh flowers?

http://www.gmhc.org/health/nutrition/liver/liver.html

[jmjm530]

Goof: im: Moi? I challenge you to find a thread with a colonscopy that doesn't have a post from the FL dude.
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You got me there. And he also seems to be very interested in coffee enemas. Not that there's anything wrong about that.

-- Jim

[orphanedhawk]

I noticed the interest in colonscopies, not to mention poop. But if those guys on Castro didn't entice you, maybe you aren't gay afterall. Maybe.

[meki]

Goofy --- You're not?

Darn --- and there goes all my ideas of trying to convert you ---- right out the window.

*G*

[stacyb321]

your posts always make me laugh!!  your a funny dude.

[GoofyDad]

an ounce of prevention....

[ladybug52]

It's obvious you are a well adjusted heterosexual male, and all those jokes about sex with women don't scream COVER-UP at all.
Goof, it's OK some of my best friends are gay.....and some of their best friends are mexican....
Kiss--Kiss (air kisses to each cheek)
Bug

[meki]

It was the broccoli --- wasn't it...

Sniffle...

LOL!

PS. Ounce of Prevention? That's what I call the leftover in the raincoat.

[GoofyDad]

Bug: Listen up wingy-one. It strikes me that if there's an incognito floral arranger around here - said floral arranger would probably be more inclined to live out his fantasy as a sweet little lady than a hetrosexual with gas problems who hasn't been gettin' much lately. Could be a bug with a 5 o'clock shadow?

Meki: THAT was funny. Bug would have you believing I call it dessert!    

[meki]

Dessert? Have you ever tasted... Oh --- right --- nevermind... Uhm... let's just say --- NOT dessert. Ugh...  Although I will honestly admit --- sometimes it's not the food, but the presentation that gets me...  LMAO!

[Forseegood]

touche' you gottem there...well, not there...but you gottem!

[meki]

You know....

The first thing I thought when I saw this thread:

"HE DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH"

LOL!

[mauilady]

Have you seen the movie "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert"?  It's a riot!  Strange, tho'...

[meki]

LMAO!

Meki

[PSP-n-Me]

"thanks for the link...good article, and cute little vegie pics!!!LOL.."
OMG they are putting pics of me on gay sites   LMAO  hehehe  remember when gay meant happy *eyes crossed and confused*

*veggiedip*

[orphanedhawk]

Priscilla is one of my all time favorite movies. Who wouldn't want to dress up in divine clothes and lip synche thier way across the outback?

[willing]

sorry honey,  but coffee enemas are just so passe..

here's all you need to know to get with it:
- last week, Brazil's supreme court ruled the government was obliged to fund sex change operations as part of its national health
- last month Naugler et al writing in Science uncovered the basis of why women are 3-5 times less susceptible to HCC than men (it's the estrogen ..)
-they make a mean cup of coffee in Rio, and mah gawd, it's just criminal to waste it the way you have been.

So..  here's what you do, hop on a plane, sign up for your op, take your estrogen, drink six cups a day, and well, since you're going to be up all night anyway, I'll leave the rest to you.