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Itchy Scritchy Boogie

I had a special request to post this for others who have, or have had experienced Riba rash...I had a moment of sarcastic humor come over me...So, picture yourselves covered in riba rash, alternating arms trying to scratch that impossible spot between your shoulder blades. Then scratching your sides, and finally, in desperation, doing a triple poodle-butt scootch across the floor...All to the tune of "Achy Breaky Heart"...
                                 The Itchy Scritchy Boogie
                  I gotta scritch my back, my itchy scritchy back,
                  Riba rash breakout don't 'cha know?
                  Then I scritch my bod, my itchy scritchy bod,
                  and I scootch my butt across the floor...

              Dedicated to all the wacky people who have had the joy of "endurement" (Enduring TX)  
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248382 tn?1274938634
You sure got my number!!!!  Especially the mid back!  Thankyou !!!!!
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Next time I see someone scratching their private parts in public I'm gonna wonder if they have riba rash too! LOL
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131817 tn?1209529311
You mean that pubic part?  Nah, we won't go there!  Who squirms? I'm a sleep itcher, always have been. I may be off tx, but itch up a storm now. Never had Riba rash...had awful stuff before and after tx. It cleared during tx. Okay, we are all different, huh?  Geez, I hate these itches wherever they are, they seem to turn up everywhere!  

To all my itchy buddies!
Linda
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LOL I'm sooo hip to that struggle! (About the embarrassed to go out in public part..) It's torture when your "naughty bits" start itching, and all you can do is squirm! LOL Not to mention the overwhelming urge to just throw all dignity to the wind, and scratch yourself silly, no matter where you are! (Even worse than that panty hose thing when they start creeping into crevices!LOL)
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276730 tn?1327962946
Yep been scratching bad for months its always mid back where you cant reach.
Sometimes I get a day or two a week without scratching..for awhile there I was embarassed to go in  public.

I can relate too!
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oh geesh can so relate! That was cute and the spot your arms can't reach to put lotion on? OWWWWWW

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thanks for the laugh!  That was great...I know that dance to well!  lol
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86075 tn?1238115091
uh oh! Move over Paul McCartney!! lol...great that you did this song, you sound like youre doing creative, fun things to pass the icky tx time away!!!! good on you!
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167203 tn?1280692080
Oh I know that spot between the shoulder blades!!! Try getting lotion there!LOL.
Thanks for the smile!
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410850 tn?1229178711
That was a HOOT!!!!!!  Truly hillarious!  I am very visual and I can totally SEE this!!!
I have only experienced the rash on my elbows. Weird, I know, but what a relief!!!!!!
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