Just something to make us laugh.....maybe

[Ekkiemom]

POLITICIANS
& DIAPERS
Need to be
Changed often........
     for the
same reason

Can I get an Amen!  From those who have a sense of humor!         Deb

[patra_]

Hi, FK.  I wil PM you AFTER Sunday church, either in the evening, or, Monday or Tuesday.

After getting my SVR12 news, my week kicked into high gear and I am still running (it's 1:35 am & I am working on taxes that have to be filed by 15th - might be 16th since 15 th falls on Sunday).   Next week is busy, too, but not quite as bad as this one.  Its a good thing I have gotten some energy back!  I need every bit of it!  LOL

Oh, BTW, my HMG was back up to 13.5!  I was almost as happy about that as about the SVR12!

Have a great weekend!  FM

[Ekkiemom]

Hi FM!
I always get such a kick out of your jokes.

How are you and yours doing. Hope you have a great weekend!
Hugs
FK

[patra_]

Have to say, I got these two riddles from being on 'Hold' at my bank.  I LOVE the fact that they don't leave us just holding in silence, or hearing the tame ad or 'your call is important to us...'  or elavator music, but give us riddles, household tips, services, etc.  Anyway, on to the riddles (I am a 5 year old at heart) lol

1. Why did the head go to the party by itself?
                 Because it had no body to go with.

2.  Did  you hear why the cookie went to the hospital E R?
                 He was feeling crummy.

Pat

[Dee1956]

Hey there! How did your surgery go? Thinking bout you, Dee

[Dee1956]

So funny!

[Carlhcv]

Great stuff! lol

[Ekkiemom]

It can be my bday again!  Cake sounds goo, is it vanilla ?

Mag...those are too funny. Love the drive thru bank one got me to thinking, why do they have that???

I LOVE SILLY time flies too fast not to be humorous!

Thx u two
Deb

[patra_]

You two have made my day!  I have been missing the humor (yes, and the little bit of silliness) !

My silliness contribution come from Tee shirts:

How come no one ever talks about Pavlov's cats?
    (You have to know cats to understand and appreciate this one)

Let's eat cake.  Is somebody's birthday somewhere!

Pat

P S, Deb:  AMEN!

[Magnum]

So as not make this thread boring or empty of more nonsense...

- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, whom do you let in first?
The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It’s called a Wedding Cake.
- A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping in Beverly Hills. He said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."
She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."
- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
2. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
3. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?
4. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
5. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
6. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
7. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
8. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
9. If God dropped acid, would he see people?
10. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
11. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
12. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole plane made out of that stuff?