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Royal Mounted Police
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in the
Bay of Fundy, Nova Scotia , a man answered his door to find two
grim-faced Mounties. "We know it's late, sir, but we have some
information about your wife," said one of the Mounties.
"Tell me! Did you find her!?" the husband shouted.
The Mounties looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad
news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want
to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said "Give me the bad news first."
The second Mountie said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this
morning we found your wife's body in the bay."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband.
Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
The Mountie continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 6
twenty-five pound snow crabs and 12 good-size lobsters clinging to
her."
Stunned, the husband demanded, "If that's the good news, what's
the great news???"
The Mountie answered, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."
Bay of Fundy, Nova Scotia , a man answered his door to find two
grim-faced Mounties. "We know it's late, sir, but we have some
information about your wife," said one of the Mounties.
"Tell me! Did you find her!?" the husband shouted.
The Mounties looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad
news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want
to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said "Give me the bad news first."
The second Mountie said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this
morning we found your wife's body in the bay."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband.
Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
The Mountie continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 6
twenty-five pound snow crabs and 12 good-size lobsters clinging to
her."
Stunned, the husband demanded, "If that's the good news, what's
the great news???"
The Mountie answered, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."
Yes, I read that. That method of lobster-fishing has been passed down for generations. No wonder her husband was stunned. That was a damn good catch!
I think Michael posted this same joke a few years ago = funny how everyone has the same sense of humor that out of all the millions of jokes passed around it would be this one right?
I think it's just us. We here have had similar life experiences that brought us all here and this would give us a similar sense humour. At least that's my read on it.
A woman goes to visit a fortune teller. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.
"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, the woman stares at the fortune teller's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.
She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question. "Will I be found guilty?"
"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, the woman stares at the fortune teller's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.
She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question. "Will I be found guilty?"
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