Hi Wolfbane,
Thank you for sharing your invention with us; it is innovative, and actually sounds like a pretty good idea.
This forum you stumbled on is indeed about hepatitis; Hep C, more precisely. While Hep C (HCV) doesn’t usually cause dry mouth directly, it can become an issue from the treatment drug ‘interferon’ that is used to manage it. This treatment can sometimes cause side effects similar to cancer chemo, with lowered blood counts, nausea, vomiting, dry mouth, etc.
The actual HCV forum is here:
http://www.medhelp.org/forums/Hepatitis-C/show/75
The site here that you commented in is the ‘Hep C social’ forum, designed for us to play around in, and make jokes; sometimes when people have a potentially life threatening disease, it helps to laugh and joke a bit.
Again, than you for sharing your thoughts; I want you to understand in part we joke and laugh in here, though.
Best regards to the Netherlands,
--Bill