Pregnant Brain Humor

[TA283]

So a little while ago, my SO poured me a bubble bath. I must have sat there for at least half an hour just relaxing and enjoying the smell and all that.
Well, I decided I wanted to lie down so I pulled the plug and stayed sitting to play with the bubbles some more.
About halfway down I got a really strong sensation in the top of my belly. I figured it was a BH so I should sit still. It kept getting worse and I was really confused, so I thought I better not move.
About 3/4 of the way down, I realized what had happened. The water had been holding my belly and when I let it drain the weight coming back made it feel like a cramp that wouldn't stop.
Pregnant brain forgot how a belly works LOL I will never admit this to my SO.

[starresky]

Lol... I did take baths for a long while but now I'm at the point that the shower is my friend... I'm afraid that if I do another bath I will get stuck and the only people here to help me are my other children which isn't much help at all because they are 7,5 & 3... I do miss that relaxation tho...

[thepenguinsrock]

Hahaha baths are pretty much the only place you can forget how large you are aren't they.  Well unless your to fat for your bath tub now and get wedged in it like me lol showers are not quite so relaxing :)

[tinkerbella32]

Lol, i had a bath the other night to try relieve the pain in my pelvis and pubic joints. Im 33wks and extremelly big. All was fine until i decided to get back out, i couldnt get up.i had to call my husband, he had to try drag me up and out. In the process i think i dislocated my pubic bone or joints so i can barely walk at all now. I wont be doing that again in a hurry! I litterally have no control over my limbs! Lol.

[kplumm]

I forgot the belly does that as well. Thanks for the reminder. I was planning on taking a nice bubble bath tomorrow after work. Will definitely remember that. Oh and I wouldn't tell my SO either lol.

[Treksy]

Omg thats so funny!

My hubs made me a bubble bath a few weeks ago and I forgot how not limber I am these days and spun to get out and got myself wegded sideways in the tub. I swear! I have no idea how I managed that. then he had to shoe horn me out. Lol hes a good man

[TA283]

The water takes the weight of the belly off of you so it helps your back and stuff.
When I was letting the water drain and the weight of my belly was pulling forward again, I thought I was having a really bad cramp and I couldn't figure out what to do.
When the water got lower, I realized that the "cramp" was my belly going back to its normal spot and it just felt really heavy after having it in the bath for so long lol

[calimommy00]

Huh?