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Thought I'd share :)
What is a womb?
Well a womb is a room
A womb is a room
Where a kid'll be soon
A womb is all squishy
All moist and magenta
And if theres a kid
Then it's full of placenta
But the kid must be small,
If there's one there at all
Just the size of a bean
Or the size of a ball
When the kid gets too big
Then its time to get out
When it happens to you
You will probably shout
You will shout, you will yell
You will roll on the floor
Cos the kid must come out
Of a very small door
And so then there's your kid
All covered in goo
I know it sounds gross
But it happened to you
Can you believe it?
I know it sounds dumb
That a kid could come out
Of a hole near your bum
But it's not just a thing
That I thought, that I thunk
It's all true, so watch out
When you're bumping your junk.
Well a womb is a room
A womb is a room
Where a kid'll be soon
A womb is all squishy
All moist and magenta
And if theres a kid
Then it's full of placenta
But the kid must be small,
If there's one there at all
Just the size of a bean
Or the size of a ball
When the kid gets too big
Then its time to get out
When it happens to you
You will probably shout
You will shout, you will yell
You will roll on the floor
Cos the kid must come out
Of a very small door
And so then there's your kid
All covered in goo
I know it sounds gross
But it happened to you
Can you believe it?
I know it sounds dumb
That a kid could come out
Of a hole near your bum
But it's not just a thing
That I thought, that I thunk
It's all true, so watch out
When you're bumping your junk.
Adorably funny haha
Mjoen- I wish I could share the pics. Maybe try googling it. I just happen to stumble upon it and loved it :)
Very cute.
so cute
Awe! Love this! Thanks for sharing!!!
Haha love it! <3
Lol Thank you for sharing!
Lol thats great!! Thanks for sharing! Id love to see the pics thay go along with this lol!!
Lol cute!
Haha! Thanks for sharing!
Lol...that's funny.. thank you for sharing :)
Lol, where's the like button. This is cute!!
thats great!
Too cute! Love it
:)
Very welcome. Glad othets could get a little laugh out of this also :) best wishes to you all :)
Lol! That's great! Thank you for this :)
hahahahahahhaahah i loved that thanks for sharing made me laugh
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