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7792797 tn?1413503184

hey !!! laugh a little !!!!!!!

1) should I have a baby at 35?
- no 35 children is enough

2) can a mother get pregnant while nursing?
- yea but it will be much easier if she takes the baby off the breast and puts him to bed first

3) what is the most common pregnancy craving?
-for men to get pregnant

4)the more pregnant I get the more strangers smile at me. Why?
-because youre fatter then they are

5)I am 2 months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
-with any luck.after college!

6)what is the best time to get an epidural?  
-RIGHT after you find out your pregnant

7)does labor cause hemorrhoids?  
-labor causes anything u wanna blame it on

8) under what circumstances should a baby not get circumcised?  
-when it's a girl for starters

9)where is the best place to store breast milk?
-in ur breasts

10)what are the terrible twos?
-your breast when u stop nursing cold turkey

Hahaha ;-)
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7792797 tn?1413503184
Aw ur welcome.  Gta smile in the midst of all these pregnancy aches lol
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Brilliant, love these! Thanks for posting and making me smile today lol :)
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Bump lol!!
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Bump.. whos having a great hump day
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7792797 tn?1413503184
Bump
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Lmfao
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lmao :) good one !
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Lmfaoo
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7792797 tn?1413503184
Best thing we could everrrrr hope for lol
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Haha! Can we make #3 possible? I'm sure we would all be happy with that.
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Haha! Thanks!
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Lmfao
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That was funny i needed a good laugh!
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I love 2 3 4 and 6
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Lmao those where good!!!
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Lmao
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