How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

[rahim28]

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?
One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary !!!
  
Dear Bo$$
       In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under $tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and  re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
    
  Norman $oh    
  
The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply :
    
Dear NOrman,
  
   I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is  NOt doing  NOticeably well..
  
NOw the newspapers are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
  
I have  NOthing more to add  NOw. You        kNOw what I mean.
Regards...,

[margypops]

Very good  Ha Ha