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Lawyers will Screw You Every time
Lawyers will Screw You Every time
The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified,
well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.
'May I help you sir?' she asked.
'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied.
'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer
someone else', said the madam.
'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a
visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and
gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.
Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she
was too expensive. But there were no discounts. The price was still $5000.
Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went
upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded
that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and
they went upstairs.
After their session, Valerie said to the man, 'No one has ever been with me
three nights in a row. Where are you from?'.
The man replied, 'Ontario'.
'Really', she said. 'I have family in Ontario.'
'I know.' the man said. 'Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked
me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.'
The moral of the story is that there are three things in life that are certain.
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer
The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified,
well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.
'May I help you sir?' she asked.
'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied.
'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer
someone else', said the madam.
'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a
visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and
gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.
Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she
was too expensive. But there were no discounts. The price was still $5000.
Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went
upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded
that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and
they went upstairs.
After their session, Valerie said to the man, 'No one has ever been with me
three nights in a row. Where are you from?'.
The man replied, 'Ontario'.
'Really', she said. 'I have family in Ontario.'
'I know.' the man said. 'Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked
me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.'
The moral of the story is that there are three things in life that are certain.
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer
This is SOOOOO funny!
Of course not I know you mean well, just cut the body bits out ...LOL
OK
No hardfeeling
No hardfeeling
I had to delete it rahim it was too rude you are a bad boy, you need a spanking LOl I have 2 marks up there as you were reported, not by me , keep it a 'bit' cleaner or keep it on your own group 'smile' I still think you are great.... Hows AH today ,...lol
See the cuture story in smile for a change
very true
Right
Actually the right system should educate people how to deal with laws
and seal the law leakage
Actually the right system should educate people how to deal with laws
and seal the law leakage
O it happens alot more then people think lawyers just know the laws but if you educate yourself on some thing then you can beat them remeber they know a veriaty or are strong in one house they may be weak on the subject your dealing with. It's like when certain companies want to screw you over. Know the right laws and you will win.
I agree, Then you have to be smarter than lawers
I like your stories. You are a strange man im sure of it. but i disagree with the moral
One who takes money so easily from others is bound to be screwed :3 hehe
One who takes money so easily from others is bound to be screwed :3 hehe
okay I guess this is funny and not rude like the others ..Ha Ha
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