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Men Are Just Happier People
Men Are Just Happier People
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.100
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
send this to the women who can handle it
And to the men who will enjoy reading it.
Men Are Just Happier People
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.100
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
send this to the women who can handle it
And to the men who will enjoy reading it.
Men Are Just Happier People
hummmm maybe
Right
but when they get older, bat temper cools off ( may be it is too late then )
But they are more bad tempered than women
I agree
I think men dont take life as seriously as Woman , maybe mothering makes it so ...most men who have been in my life take it easier than the women I have known ..
Thanks Margy
The couple will be lost among the rest .............lol
Hahashahahah Thats hillarious ... I can say a couple arent true ...lol well done rahim you put up some good stuff..
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